Once upon a time there was a young man named Batman.
Then his parents got dead. And then Batman got pissed off, so then he fucked-off to Princeton. And then he fucked-off to China to be a ninja because his parents were dead. Batman went back home to Earth and said “I will become Batman.” And he became BAT-MAN. Then Batman dicked around for a bit… Then Batman said “I need a Bat-buttmobile.” But Morgan Freeman said “NO! You get a tank because you suck dick!” and germs killed the martians… So Batman fucked around for a while and then there was a guy with a potato-sack for a head and he said “Fuck You!” And Batman said “No…Fuck you.” Then Batman made him get dumb. Then there was a ninja on a train that said “Everyone in this city is a dick-butt!” So Batman said “Enjoy your choo-choo to dick-fuck town.” And everybody died especially Heath Ledger.