miss yall

I miss this family

I like this new game.

Rock paper scissors Thogg. Thogg always wins. If both players choose Thogg, they play a round of rock paper scissors to determine the winner.

Yeah, but it's getting a bit old now. We need a new twist. Any ideas?

What about rock paper scissors? Everyone loves rock paper scissors right?

Alright, I guess it's time for something new. What else can we try?

yeah I guess you shouldn't rush these things.

Hm...well, I'd say give circular causality one more try and if that doesn't work we'll have to try something new.

I dunno, we still don't seem to have any more serfs. Do you think maybe it's time to try something that doesn't rely on circular causality?

Probably nothing. Probably.

nah, it's probably nothing.

Hey! I think I may have found a probleM with the plan!

Hmm...seems like a good plan to me. We shall have to find some serfs first!

We don't really have a government as such. Maybe we could get some serfs to form one?

Well, you could institute a government aid program if you so desired...

Do you think we could get some kind of government aid?

It seems to be something of a detriment to our progress.

you know, I'm starting to suspect that we're actually not very good at serf huntin'.

Lets get serf huntin'.

The kingdom seems quite stagnant, my liege.

And they laughed when I got a decoy sceptre. Who's laughing now bitch?

The matter of serf poaching is a delicate one. When being poached from other kingdoms so that they may aid Thogg's kingdom, it is obviously a good thing and so must be allowed, but serf poaching away from this kingdom is abhorrent and must be punished to the full extent of whatever I use to enforce rules around here.

*steals royal sceptre*

Is serf poaching illegal?

The problem is, we don't have any serfs. I think maybe we should get some more? in the meantime, you can be a serf-jester combo.