This is the Manifesto of the Epic Mafia Band Kid. At TRHSN, Toms River High School North, a birth of EPIC and AWESOME proportions took place. But the birth was not finite, it was infinite. And as the news spread and the mitosis of the future of interband gaming began, it was percieved that this infamous moment in Marching Band History is not temporal, it is eternal. And thus began the beginning of the new race, a race within a race of the Band, a race which bears no life, but a total EpicMafia addiction.