WE THE TROLLS OF EPICMAFIA, IN ORDER TO FORM A MORE BUTTHURT UNION, ESTABLISH U MAD, INSURE DOMESTIC LULZ, PROVIDE FOR THE MAF CLAIMS, PROMOTE THE GENERAL JELLYS, AND SECURE THE BLESSINGS OF TROLLFACE TO OURSELVES AND OUR CAPSLOCK, DO ORDAIN AND ESTABLISH THIS MISSION FOR THE TROLLS OF EPIC MAFIA.