This family is for every and all duck or duck-related accounts on this site. We are here to promote the love, care, and/or irrational fear of ducks, and all of the Holy Duckdom.

As motherless ducks, we are together in our quest for valor and honor; our sole purpose as ducks is to protect one another, to thrive, to survive. To each other we pledge allegiance, to one another we are brothers and sisters. No one duck is above any other, and no duck may claim to be lesser than any other.

In the tongue of our forefathers and their fathers before them:

"QUACK".