- Ya Fuckin' Asshole.
- Appears to self as a Survivor, for surviving the onslaught of "hey mattresses" calls.
- If you attempt to visit the Bed King, you get converted into a tree stump.
- Visiting him also curses you.
- Bed Kings meet in a group Skype call. Can frame a person once for calling them.
- Third party aligned.
- hey mattresses
- Wins by surviving.
