You're surrounded by scum. Can you channel your inner wit to save the day?

Remember you've got so much to prove and you haven't actually started to really try until now.

But even if you are sub-50 your heart will set ablaze with the spirit of epicmafia and you will get rid of scum and grasp the golden chalice.

Otherwise your friends will die, your family will die, your pets will be skinned alive, and all your dreams will come crashing down with everything at stake.