Tonight tenants range from: a lawyer and a virgin, accessorizing with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie. She's getting a job at the firm come Monday. The Missus will stay with the cheating attorney. Moonlighting aside, she really needs his money. What a wonderful caricature of intimacy.

And not to mention, the constable and his proposition for that "virgin" - yes - the one the lawyer met with on "strictly business" as he said to the Missus. Well, only hours before, after he had left, as she was fixing her face in a compact, there was a terrible crash. There was a terrible crash between her and the badge; she spilled her purse and her bag, and held a "purse" of a different kind.