Fiddler is a famed, troubled musician (and I think you know what else, lawl), the Jan is the Fiddler's best bud and the Law is the Fiddler's overpaid, unscrupulous lawyer. Fiddler's on the hunt for kids, and has his best bud not only help him bury the body, but take on the blame, too, so he can keep makin' his placating music for the masses. Pretty dickish, right? Especially when the Fiddler refuses to let his best bud hire his personal lawyer. All hell breaks loose the day after, when not only the local law enforcement gets involved but a media frenzy whips up the case, working on the nerves of some of the less stable members of the police force. Creepy Girl does her creepy thing, and is included for the shits and the giggles.

Hilarity ensues.