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EM girl advice

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Give me advice on girls, O Holy Epicmafia Counsel.

  1. This girl has made it very clear that she's into me

  2. This girl is a perfect ten, and I'm head over heels for her personality too.

  3. Because this girl is so pretty, so unexpectedly interested in me, and I like her as a person so much, I'm a bumbling nervous mess when she tries to talk to me one on one. Give me a sick studly way to ask her out without screwing it up

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Do you go by the must be at least 5'8 to ride rule?
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Google "Dragonkiller", I'm the first hit that comes up
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I think what I need is the kind of really baller pick-up line that only epicmafia can provide
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haha my dong's only 11" :PP
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WOAH your 6'7 holy im 6'8
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Apostasy says


Slow says

stop asking advice on mafia sites is my advice


Why? The responses are hilarious


O____O
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AnimeAnarchy says

I can already tell by this thread that it's not going to happen. Sorry dude.


I'm 6'7 dude I've got a shot, I'll fight a dragon I'm not scared
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But besides your perfect Dime accusation,

You should probably show her that you are a pretty cool dude who is living a baller life and that she is privliged to be apart of it.

Girls love guys that have an awesome life without them in it.
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I can already tell by this thread that it's not going to happen. Sorry dude.
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Slow says

stop asking advice on mafia sites is my advice


Why? The responses are hilarious
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Surskit says

send her the PIC


She's classy
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A perfect 10.... So this girl is a super model...

you realize for every male there can only be 3 perfect 10's in existence if you do not realize this then your scale is off
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stop asking advice on mafia sites is my advice
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send her the PIC
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This is the kind of girl you usually have to kill a dragon to bang
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Hire a horse, and gallop up to her house with a single red rose in your mouth on Valentine's Day, tip your Trilby to her through her window and ask her out.
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1: Stop thinking of her as a number
2: Bang 10 other girls
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No, I mean ten. She's gorgeous. I don't have trouble with sixes.
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so by ten you mean six by normal standards right?
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I think I should probably show her my trophy, and tell her that I'm the best hammer in lylo