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Roast Me

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In lack of the everybin, I will be the scapegoat epicmafia needs. This is it. I am a two time silver trophy winner, and I think I have successfully reached the level of epicmafia success that Justin Beiber has reached in real life. There will be no harassment reports here. This is a zone without harassment violations. I am one of epicmafia's finest, and this is my roast

I live by the sword I die by the sword.

UniversalStudios
almost 10 years

UniversalStudios says

What the is everybin?

Peta
almost 10 years
Two dudes are fighting in the middle of the street in NYC. (Typical.) They're playing tug-o-war over a painting (less typical) and while a girl is filming this ridic fight, literally OUT OF NOWHERE Ryan Gosling walks in (REALLY REALLY not typical). He steps into the quarrel and when he spots this altercation, he immediately tries to break it up (HEART OF GOLD!). Ryan drops his shopping bag (NOT MATERIALISTIC!) and throws his GIANT, THROBBING man muscle of an arm against the perpetrator and when he spots Ry Ry's huge guns, he throws his hands up in defeat. By some crazy stroke of luck, Ryan decided to wear a striped and nautical-inspired tank the VERY day his bulging biceps would come in handy. THEREFORE, his tank top basically saved the day. Would the story have played out differently if he was wearing a baggy hoodie? YES. You can't see all that rock hard steel beneath layers of cotton, people. Pure brawn speaks louder than any words you could POSSIBLY say to these angry gentleman, and for THAT, we should all give a nice, HUGE round of applause to Ryan Gosling's tank top. It saved the day AND gave us a nice show of what those bad boys can do.
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this thread sucks its boring
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UniversalStudios says

What the is everybin?


bearguru will pm it 2 u (:
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i can do a mean grilled chicken
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Rutab says

I think grilling is better than roasting


yet you can't do either.
UniversalStudios
almost 10 years
What the is everybin?
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I think grilling is better than roasting
Rondar
almost 10 years

Slow says

well this roast was supposed to be a lot of things, except funny apparently.


much like sonse himself.
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well this roast was supposed to be a lot of things, except funny apparently.
Sims
almost 10 years
roasts are supposed to be funny, not just pouring out your mad
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Goodbar says


Sims says

i think goodbar was really mad when he typed that up


i don't dislike sonseray, i just like good roasts


i'm sure you love being the centerpiece in a roast
MeIody
almost 10 years
I just like being roasted when it's done by Goodbar, the rude banana.
Goodbar
almost 10 years

Sims says

i think goodbar was really mad when he typed that up


i don't dislike sonseray, i just like good roasts
MeIody
almost 10 years

Hibiki says


MeIody says


MeIody says


Caesaropapism says

Justin Beiber


A grammar that can't spell the name of an individual he uses in his opening paragraphs. :')


LOL I JUST REALIZED it censored the word that comes after "grammar _" (grammar natzi)


whoa. i did na zi that coming


possibly my favorite post by Connor ever.
Sims
almost 10 years
i think goodbar was really mad when he typed that up
Sims
almost 10 years

Goodbar says

you're a narcissistic, drug-addled little **** whose mental state has been completely obliterated at the ripe age of 18, further ensuring his failure in life by choosing a useless major and crushing on girls who aren't even honest to you about where they live (probably because they don't ever want you to find them). unable to get any sort of positive reinforcement in life, you resort to feeding off negative attention and crowning yourself some sort of "tell it like it is" anti-hero who is in reality nothing more than a perpetually frustrated, rambling buffoon. at least you have a trophy right? oh wait, it's silver.


lol
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AsbelLhant says

I remember slow's insult deck tickles me to death can you plz write a book of one liners for me slow?




don't your e-knees get rugburns from all the sucking you do? ;)
bernin
almost 10 years
kinda crazy tbh
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Goodbar says

you're a narcissistic, drug-addled little **** whose mental state has been completely obliterated at the ripe age of 18, further ensuring his failure in life by choosing a useless major and crushing on girls who aren't even honest to you about where they live (probably because they don't ever want you to find them). unable to get any sort of positive reinforcement in life, you resort to feeding off negative attention and crowning yourself some sort of "tell it like it is" anti-hero who is in reality nothing more than a perpetually frustrated, rambling buffoon. at least you have a trophy right? oh wait, it's silver.


No, you're a towel
AsbelLhant
almost 10 years
Plz man. I'm gonna start begging here. Plz plz plz
AsbelLhant
almost 10 years
I remember slow's insult deck tickles me to death can you plz write a book of one liners for me slow?
AsbelLhant
almost 10 years
You're a meany jerk!
Goodbar
almost 10 years
just kidding sonse buddy, you're great it's been a great roast
Goodbar
almost 10 years
you're a narcissistic, drug-addled little **** whose mental state has been completely obliterated at the ripe age of 18, further ensuring his failure in life by choosing a useless major and crushing on girls who aren't even honest to you about where they live (probably because they don't ever want you to find them). unable to get any sort of positive reinforcement in life, you resort to feeding off negative attention and crowning yourself some sort of "tell it like it is" anti-hero who is in reality nothing more than a perpetually frustrated, rambling buffoon. at least you have a trophy right? oh wait, it's silver.