one time when i was like 7 or 8 i went to make scrambled eggs and i thought the burner was taking too long to heat up so i wanted to check if it was working and i put two of my fingers on it. it really smarted.

i only lay my hands on the hottest frying pans.

im a pansexual.

i dunno, i identify as asexual but i'm panromantic so if i had to quantify how attracted to men v. women i am i guess like, 75-25 men-women

Patrick says

fire emblem is bad

my and my army of waifus disagree! >:3

arcade fire is a mediocre band that fell off the wagon immediately after funeral

i want food but i don't want to have to drive in my car to get it or make food in my kitchen.

fire emblem is bad

go away picky patty

just throttle me.

i hope you are feeling better

i cant be that mean, you're fine the way you are