i'd make up an irl girlfriend but i don't know what they're like

go to church

meditate

rutab says

Why are you so bitter lately Nat? I feel sorry for you

The only thing bitter here is you. Bitter that you cannot experience the grace of a woman's touch, so you made up an irl girlfriend to impress your epicmaf buddies.

Devante says

nothing in this world is free.

even sex

unless your pullout game is strong, like mine

rutab wants babies

play java mafia

nothing in this world is free.

even sex

unless your pullout game is strong, like mine

you're lucky enough that you have physical contact with a real life girl

Why are you so bitter lately Nat? I feel sorry for you


actually hedger why not?? whats the harm if you dont get caught?

sex...

shoplifting?

Nah I wouldn't be. You remind the forums way too often that you have a girlfriend for you to actually have a girlfriend.

Thanks Peta but we've done all but window-shopping.

We talk all day anyways Blister.

And you'd be wrong then mist.

I bet you don't have a significant other.

having a conversation

Hiking, walking in a park, sitting in a park, lounging in a park, picnics, watching a movie or TV show on the couch, window-shopping.