LMAO

and no, more like this.

guys don't type "hot goatgirl" on google, just a heads up

are you into goatgirls too?

ur welcome anytime

phew thanks for saving me satan, mermaids are treacherous

ArieI says

twist says

im into fishgirls

;)

i dont think he means mermaids

he means fish girls

twist says

im into fishgirls

;)

Nah, I'm hetero 100% :(
fishgirls? wot

im into fishgirls

Oh cmon Pam, this girls mega cute!

I'm on it twist I'll find you a nice animal girl

find me an otherkin, i will reward you handsomely

Dude, I'm hetero ;_;

Lmao I'll be honest I just felt too apathetic to reply

Here you go Pam - this is some hot hooters girl, just your type



Hope she's down ٩(^ᴗ^)۶

Do you actually score Harodihg or are you just doing it for fun?

3 step guide:

1. post 3 photos , 1 of you with your boys , 1 of you doing something halfway hipster, 1 of you with no shirt on.

2. Put something extremely dumb in your profile... like the girl above. Also always swipe right, odds game

3. dumb pickup line like harod is using always works.

following the 3 day rule...nice

This ones a bit tame but whatever I'll step up my game in a bit

I wish i didn't wipe my account when the last girl I met on their made me delete it. damn

Tinder is great.

sure go ahead

You want me to find you a hookup too Pam?

that happend to me and i just deleted my account.

Nah it's not awkward I've had it happen plenty of times - besides you could just swipe left and then you never have to encounter them.

i havent used tinder since ive graduated college. the thought of getting matched up with my high school class seems kinda weird