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A man is walking along the beach when he discovers a lamp in the sand, he picks it up and dusts it off and suddenly without warning a genie pops out.
'Master, I am the genie of the lamp, I will grant you 3 wishes. But there is a catch: For everything you get every black man in the world will get twice as much.'
So the man thinks about it and makes his first wish, he wishes for a big mansion. And so he gets it but every black man in the world gets one twice as big and fabulous. For his second wish the man wishes for a billion dollars, and he gets it but every black man in the world gets two billion.
"Master, you still have one wish left" the genie says.
The man thinks about it for a second, and then says: "I want you to beat me half to death."
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shame on me for clicking mysterious links i should know better
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i thought it was a pic but its not its some alternate site that looks like em
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i clicked that link and immediately exited out what did i do is my account gonna be deleted is it compromised rip rip
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
