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I'm gonna be around for a bit and I haven't talked to you all in a while. Ask if you so wish.

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woah there friend I think you need to slow down
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jesus christ giga
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spray n pray is actually the best. you can fist your anus while doing it and it's completely ok because you can clean yourself up after easily since you're already in the shower
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Giga: "brb I'm gonna try wiping back to front"
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alright here's how i really wipe my ***

spray n' pray HAH
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If you think you're gonna get poop on your balls from your ahole then your balls are way too close to your ahole
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wiping back to front feels weird to me, i only do it in certain situations as outlined by my ultra-modnegged post on page 8
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poo doesn't reach that far
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I don't understand why you guys think this is so weird because I've never gotten myself dirty wiping back to front
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when i'm looking for a partner, the most important factor for me is how they wipe their asscrack
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Hibiki says


vilden says

do you ask everyone you meet which direction they wipe


i actually assume everyone front-to-backs

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I'm so happy I came back for a few days to enlighten you guys on a new perspective of pooping
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putting poop on ur pubes
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the red moving thing is me wiping front to back. this is a pretty accurate representation of how my poo falls into the toilet
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but also you would need to have testicles the size of a football for poo to get on them
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rutab says

If you wipe back to front you literally don't have to lift any leg or stand up


bruh
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Connor you reach under from the front while still sitting down
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you would have to bend down to a very uncomfortable position to wipe that way
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If you have decent coordination you don't get poo anywhere but the toilet paper
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Spoiler
?????? do you like reach under your crotch? do you push through from behind? it makes no sense!!! both of those weird me out
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page 8 of this thread will be remembered as the poopy page
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Kawaii says

test


LMFAO
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If you wipe back to front you literally don't have to lift any leg or stand up
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imagine lifting one leg and wiping with the opposite hand lol