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the witness

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fun game

over 8 years
that's a lot of irony coming out of one MAD guy
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AregVrt says

So I just downloaded the game and played for like 5 hours.

I liked 50% of the puzzles, pretty inovative and interesting
But the other 50%(Looking at you light and shadow puzzles) are just a chore. Instead of thinking you just need to have a piece of paper and a lot of nerves.

Also the visuals make me wanna pour acid on my eyes.


i guess that's fair. some of them get pretty gimmicky, i'd just say it's a lot less than 50%
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So I just downloaded the game and played for like 5 hours.

I liked 50% of the puzzles, pretty inovative and interesting
But the other 50%(Looking at you light and shadow puzzles) are just a chore. Instead of thinking you just need to have a piece of paper and a lot of nerves.

Also the visuals make me wanna pour acid on my eyes.
over 8 years
*shuffles around on the spectrum*

heh... bet you can't... do puzzles...
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hardeffingworker says


AregVrt says


dad says

the 40 bucks u spent on it culd b 4 the devison


Or a game thats actually good


this seems like a post that someone who isn't able to solve puzzles would make


This sounds like a challenge. I guess I gonna go pirate it.
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AregVrt says


dad says

the 40 bucks u spent on it culd b 4 the devison


Or a game thats actually good


this seems like a post that someone who isn't able to solve puzzles would make
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dad says

the 40 bucks u spent on it culd b 4 the devison


Or a game thats actually good
over 8 years
the 40 bucks u spent on it culd b 4 the devison
over 8 years


His unchangingly flinty expression makes it extraordinarily difficult to gauge where Blow is on the spectrum

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"actually money doesn't matter" - white person with wealth
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rawnbrouhard says

Jonathan Blow blows


http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/05/the-most-dangerous-gamer/308928/

jesus christ


The Atlantic says

"It just drives home how fictional money is,” Blow said, squinting against the unseasonably bright December sun. “One day I’m looking at my bank account and there’s not much money, and the next day there’s a large number in there and I’m rich. In both cases, it’s a fictional number on the computer screen, and the only reason that I’m rich is because somebody typed a number into my bank account.”


oh my god


The Atlantic says

“I’ve never liked money, really,” Blow told me. “Having a big high score in my bank account is not interesting to me. I have a nice car now, but I don’t really own that many objects, and I don’t know what else I would spend money on. So for me, money is just a tool I can use to get things done.”


ahahahahaha


The Atlantic says

I MET JON BLOW in early 2011, when my friend Tom Bissell—a journalist and author hired to help write the script for The Witness—invited me along to dinner one night when Blow was visiting Portland, Oregon. Knowing Blow’s outspoken reputation, I expected a sort of fire-breathing techie-Limbaugh, wreathed in nerd rage. Instead, when I entered Bissell’s condo, I saw an intensely serious-looking man performing a slow tai chi sequence in the living room. His face, bounded by a closely cropped widow’s peak on top and a clenched jaw on the bottom, radiated quiet imperturbability. But Blow’s most striking feature is his eyes, which sit under a perpetually half-furrowed brow and seem always to be evaluating, probing, assessing. His unchangingly flinty expression makes it extraordinarily difficult to gauge where Blow is on the spectrum between enjoying your company and despising everything you stand for.

over 8 years
get up come on get down with the witness
over 8 years
Jonathan Blow blows
over 8 years
yo this game is demented i love it
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I saw a tweet from the dude saying how annoyed he was that it was one of the top pirated games recently. So i went ahead and pirated it, i dont think its something i'd pay 40 dollars for
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smoke weed everyday
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if that's the case i'm surprised you haven't bought it yet
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it looks like as if stack it got a storyline
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it's all open world so you don't have to do the puzzles in order. i've gotten stuck a couple times already and you can just go do more puzzles. there are lots of puzzles
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probably
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Slowbro says

i want this a lot but i also don't want to burn my money


from what i can tell you get a lot of gameplay hours if you don't look up the solutions
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ur guy is rippin u off fam
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arab says

dude i can get an eighth for 40 bucks lol


where do you live its like 60 here
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i want this a lot but i also don't want to burn my money
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dude i can get an eighth for 40 bucks lol