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Corrupt a wish

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Grant the wish of the user above you but leave an exciting twist

For example: "Loser: I wish I got e-babes"

Someone: Granted. But its caroline so rip.

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Jellal says


kitsune says

granted, but u can't taste any food that tastes like mashed potatoes

i wish i could get thru this terrible arc of fairy tail


granted, but you have to have s3x with ichiya.

i wish the sharks would win the stanley cup


ur a realyl evil person
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kitsune says

granted, but u can't taste any food that tastes like mashed potatoes

i wish i could get thru this terrible arc of fairy tail


granted, but you have to have s3x with ichiya.

i wish the sharks would win the stanley cup
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granted, but u can't taste any food that tastes like mashed potatoes

i wish i could get thru this terrible arc of fairy tail
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Granted but every time you want your weight to go down you shrink 3 inches

I wish every food tasted like mashed potatoes
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Granted but every time you do use it with a girl you accumulate an STD.

I wish I could lose weight at will by just saying I want it gone and it's gone.
devin
over 9 years
granted but only with really ugly chicks on their period

i wish for more wishes
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Granted, but the employees get really sick of you so they act passive aggressive and spit on your food

I wish I could use my wang with girls too
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Granted but now you can only use it with other boys.

I wish I could eat free Arby's forever
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Granted, but you also have a final midway through your semester.

I wish wang wasn't small
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Granted but your wang gets smaller.

I wish midterms never happened and we only have finals
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Granted, but it's full of people like me

I wish I was a little bit taller...
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damn that's hot loser thanks
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Granted: but blister is actually an 82 year old transvestite

I wish this thread would become as active as Goodbar's "Pics pls"
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I wish Blister would accept my love
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sweetnkind says

granted but youre a f­aggot so you go to hell
i wish i wasnt so bitter and heartless


granted but you can't ever date anyone but me.
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sweetnkind says

granted but youre a f­aggot so you go to hell
i wish i wasnt so bitter and heartless


Wel then
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granted but youre a f­aggot so you go to hell
i wish i wasnt so bitter and heartless
Goodbar
over 9 years
i wish me a merry christmas and a happy new year
codeslicer
over 9 years
I wish Goodbar would make a wish.
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DeadmanWonderland says

Granted
But you're transported to the Sahara desert, where its never winter :D

I wish I was taller


perhaps you would like to copy this man's wish
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goodbar you have to make a wish
Goodbar
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Forgot to add his sausage is tiny
Goodbar
over 9 years
Granted, but you drop out of school and become successful billionaire Bill Gates
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Anthony loves you so much that he's already planned your marriage, kids' names (yes all 4 of them) and funerals. He'll never let go of you and gets all jealous if you even look at another organism.

I wish I could instantly catch up on all the work I've not done
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granted, but she only sends you naked pics of me

I wish Anthony would love me unconditionally