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Who would you instantly marry?

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Do you guys have anyone (famous or whatever) who does something you love so much that you would marry the sht out of them regardless of their appearance, age, gender, sexual preference, etc?

For me it would be Dave Mustaine and Chris (Simpsons artist).

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epicmafia user charley
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airbud
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Satan says

i would instantly marry u stiffy



omgosh :3
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Calvin says

Satan's pet seal haliburton


nice dude ill allow it
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Satan's pet seal haliburton
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Goodbar says

james jonah jameson


Get me that marriage proposal on my desk by tomorrow morning, Parker! Also, don't wear that red suit. You look better in the blue.
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james jonah jameson
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i would instantly marry u stiffy
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my girlfriend tbh
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sleep
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oscar issac
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Dan Avidan and Arin Hansen. Yeah, I can marry them both.
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adam levine
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Abigail Adams

and chris (simpsons artist)
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The queen.
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Ricky Gervais
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Graham Norton.
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I love Chris (Simpsons artist) xox
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This thread is completely exclusionary of married people. I will be reporting this to the administrators.
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A family size box of Frosted Flakes.
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epic mafia user Orlandeau
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ice says

An identical clone of myself