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a man is walking on the beach when he comes across a lamp in the sand, he picks it up to dust it off and a genie pops out. The genie says "I can grant you three wishes, but there's a catch, for everything you wish for, every epicmafia moderator will get twice as much of that thing."
The man wishes to be rich, and he gets a billion dollars but every EM mod suddenly has two billion.
The man wishes for a big expensive house, and he gets it, but every EM mod lives in one twice as luxurious.
The genie says, "What is your final wish master?"
The man thinks for a moment and says, "I want you to beat me half to death."
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3 mods walk into a bar, they walk up to the counter, and the lead mod says: give me your stiffest drink
the bartender replies: I'm sorry, we don't serve here.
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3 mods walk into a thread
Vancy negs it and giga jokingly upvotes it
Edark is left to decide it's fate
No mods are allowed in my bar
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It should have been "3 mods walk into a thread" tho
