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Episode I-VI

Reserved for when the download finishes and I'm drunk enough to survive episode I-III

You can't watch all 6 in a row
5
you underestimate my power
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search your feelings
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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that's impossible
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you know it to be true
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that's not true
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oh god
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Gotta take my dog to the vet tonight but then I will continue this shitshow
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If you didn't find Sio Bibble's insights entertaining then you're not a true fan
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Golbolco says

just watch the clone wars for more darth maul


NO CARTOONS.
Golbolco
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just watch the clone wars for more darth maul
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Passing out was unfortunate.

Also I think the true cruelty of these movies is Darth Maul gets sliced in half at the end of Episode I but we have to deal with Jar Jar and Anakin's whiny bs for 3 movies.
groundhogday
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you'll get it next time
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EPISODE I IS OVER.

Time for a break... omg. I need more alcohol.
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Best pilots in Naboo can't do sh*t

9 year old: oops, I blew it up.
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Time for Obi-Wan to frik Maul
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FINALLY DUEL OF THE FATES
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Dis movie beesa racist
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I like how they use the Gungans as a diversion.

Operation Get Behind The Darkies
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WHOOSA DIS
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If you would just follow the code..

Man Obi-Wan ur a b*tch.
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A SITH LORD

IMPOSSIBLE

BLACK GUY IS LIKE NAH

YODA IS LIKE HARD TO SEE THE DARK SIDE IS
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why does Anakin's mom have a Swedish accent I just noticed

wtf does eveyone on Tattooine have a different accent

George....
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GOD THIS KID IS SO ANNOYING KILL HIM
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Skywalker is in trouble

Yeh that's what happens when you trust a frikkin 9 yr old
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Forrest says

Natalie Portman is my dream girl


Kat Dennings is mine.
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Discordia says

This movie is half over and I want to die already.


god help you
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Why are the pit droids the three stooges wtf
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This movie is half over and I want to die already.
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I wanna be the first one to see them all

Haha, and blow them up.
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That's what we call foreshadowing