Whew, there's a lot of drama in sandbox lately, I think we all need something to distract ourselves. What better way then telling me why I suck so much. Post your roasts below
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And i like your profile background.
Fred is a furry, don't let him tell you otherwise. Needs to be banned to protect the children and nightkilled N1 to keep him from eating our precious trees. #FreeUsFromFred
