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Epicmafia Adventure #3

over 8 years

Sign up if you'd like to be part of the adventure. These get fairly involved so please only sign up if you plan on sticking around for it.

I'll give each of you a choice of items, then once everyone has chosen I'll start the adventure.

You've just arrived in Admin's Landing, you and your party have accidentally stumbled into the throne room (you were looking for the famous brothel), there seems to be a trial in progress. The room is flush with nobles spectating and guards surround the room. The man on trial is a short but very attractive man. You don't really know what the trial is about but the attractive man is speaking rather loudly and the crowd seems to be fairly off-put by his speaking abilities. The admin, a young Asian man sits atop the iron throne, hand on his chin, his cold, calculating eyes giving nothing away.

As you all step inside a guard approaches you...

about 8 years
you didnt end this?
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I start to doze off after two weeks on alert
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Of course not
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ooh is it too late to sign up
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This is all in-character BTW
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I go into sneak mode
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I conceal my phaser in my jacket pocket like in Godfather
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This game might die before it ever starts.
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I choose the lightning bolt.
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mindful how the f*ck can you even think that post was directed at you
over 8 years
omg i didnt know i was in this game! can you pm us if this starts? thx

i pick a potion with a picture of a mighty warthog on the front label with no other markings

a small wand

a blackrobe
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Arcbell says


Blister says

i promise i won't troll in any capacity this time


Pick one:

- An ornate purple staff with a camcorder at the top and a wire running down it to a box at the bottom.

- A potion with a picture of a mighty warthog on the front label, with no other markings.

- A Blastoise cannon attached to a small mario-style shell.

Pick two:

- 1 BTC

- A small wand

- A black robe


HI SORRY i was away from home i don't know if this is still going on but i pick the staff, wand and robe cos idk what a BTC is
over 8 years
post f to respect the early death of this thread
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I set my phaser to stun
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To arms!
over 8 years
can i play please?
I am an adventurer in need of a quest. I even bought myself some new daggers im all set
over 8 years
First complete the sac and forum mafia noob
over 8 years

mist says


dazeldafreak says

What bars are in town?


You ask the Scottish weeb about nearby bars. He is more than happy to assist.

"The nearest would be old the old Forum Games Inn, which is run by a quirky forum moderator by the name of mist. There's also Janitorial 2.0 over on the far side of town, which is generally crowded but cheap. Finally there's the The Salty Spammer over in the Sandbox district... though folks in Sandbox are a little, er, strange."


I head to the Forum Games Inn and ask for their finest hurt and heal.
over 8 years
How do I get in on this action? Can I be a secret boss fight?
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Ask Dennis for his jimerjam
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Hi guys
over 8 years
Are you still accepting players? If so I'm interested.
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You are deported.
over 8 years
strangle dennis
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You engage Dennis in leisurely discussion. Ye learns that his jimberjam was purchased on sale at a discount market and that he enjoys pacing about nervously. You become bored and begin thinking about parapets.