Texting all that to me it's nothing He's not Drain Gang, he a lame, him They gonna approach me like I'm Justin You know I'm coming, popping outta nothing I know you're bluffing, I don't run from nothing I'm a junkie, I love wasting money I think that they love me, I don't love them back though I'm not coming back bro, I just lost my last hope R I P my hopes and dreams, I don't wanna wake up We don't with anyone, so you cannot snake us I'm not here you know I'm gone, I'm about to take off Rolling up 100 grams every time I wake up I'm a missing person though, I go off the radar He's not here with us you know, he's a traitor You want cop some acid bro, I’m selling you paper I dont care about anything you know I'm a drainer
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Nah I'm cool. We're cool. Everything's fine, here.
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it's raining really hard outside, I'm going to go for a stroll
mist i'm going to find out where you sleep and murder you these are actually so bad you're a horrible chef and you are lucky you were not born in italy because you have no taste in copypasta
How do you feel about Gamergate?[/quote]I reached my boiling point and evaporated. I am now gas. I am steam. a dark steam capable of powering machines of mayhem and devastation that only exist in parallel alternate-history versions of the world where steam-powered machines became prominent. but guess what? nothing 'punk' about me, except for how I 'punk' out bird-brained dumbjerks. but all of that is over. that was 'before' the end, back when you guys had a slim, but existing, shot to stop this freight train before it left the station. but it has. it's left the station. choo choo. I'm the conductor, and I don't just mean for the train. don't be shocked by what's about to happen. I may not be Zeus, but you guys are definitely going to wish you had the chance to 'bolt' when that dark steam-powered train pulls into your station. ALL ABOARD! but yeah, I'm calm now. all that rage has been transferred into the instrument of collective doom. it's been honed, crafted and twisted into the soul-crushing violation you're about to crash into. let me tell you something, bub, this ain't like no train ride you've ever been on. it couldn't be. this is a once in a lifetime deal. the best you can do right now is to be quiet and BACK OFF ..in hopes that train of rage keeps on rolling past. ...because if you don't......... Lordy, lordy, lordy, lord. Wew lad... it's going to be a BUFFET, and guess who the entrees are? you guessed it. that dark steam-powered train is pulling into your station. CHOO, CHOO.
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guys this is srs this isnt copypasta. i just ran out of gummy bears. please send help.
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hi every1 im Rick Harrison !!!!!!! holds up pawn shop my name is Rick Harrison but u can call me t3h PaWN StaR oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see i work here with my old man and son!!!! thats why i came here, 2 never know what is going to come through that door _… im 51 years old (ive been pawning 4 21 years tho!!) i like 2 work here w/ my old man and my son (his nickname is big hoss if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite thing to do!!! bcuz everything here has a story and a price!!!! theyre pawn stars 2 of course but i want 2 meet more ppl who come through that door =) like they say you never know who's going to come thru that door!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of stories here so give me lots of prices!!!! PAAAAAAAAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <—- me bein a pawn star again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
wait f'ck i actually mixed up my copypastas how do you mess up copypasting things
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Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on epicmafia by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is epicmafia. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a . I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
You all better FALL BACK. You don't want to see me upset, TRUST ME. But you're making me close. I'm telling you, it's not going to go well. It's not going to be pretty. You're pushing a bull close to the edge of a river, and if you know anything about biology, you know that's a poor idea. I'm giving you guys one last chance to chill out before things get bad.
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I sexually Identify as an overused sexually identification copypasta. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of spamming other users with my unfunny wall of text. People say to me that a person who does this is a laughable idiot and I'm but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having these words glued all over my body. From now on I want people to refer to me as an overused sexually identification copypasta as my preferred pronouns and respect my right to paste unfunny sexually identification copypastas to reddit EPICMAFIA in hope of receiving virtual internet points. If you can't accept me you're funny and mentally stable and need to check your choice of subreddits. Thank you for being so understanding.
