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Epicmafia: Zoo edition

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Since it feels like Im running a zoo sometimes post ITT to get assigned a role or an animal.

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Hey, I apply for Training Animal Specialist or Make-up Animal position.
Here is my CV:
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can i be snoop dogg doing documentaries in the zoo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-7UbU45a1U
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Pitch says

dude i love the zoo


huh alright.

You're the Overly Excited Kid then

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Vedd says

Assign


Since you're sh*t at league you're quite clearly a boosted monkey!

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dude i love the zoo
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i used have a donkey named eddy before and he was a cool dude. and my grandfather used literally release him into a crazy big forest every winter to go survive in there and not need looking after, and he'd always mosey on back come springtime. he was one wild fcking spartan lookin' donkey
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Pitch says

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCYcHz2k5x0



You're one of those kids that gets forced by their parents to visit the zoo but really dont wanna be there.
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Escurai says

i love the tag lines


Easy choice. You're obviously a chihuahua

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Listen here you little sh*t
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Satan says

i'm a zoo animal


You're obviously a whale. Since regular whales tend to bit a too large to fit in captivity you're a beluga.

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I demand a better llama picture.
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krystal says

my turn


Your quite goofy attitude that could turn fierce if you get upset makes you a Llama.

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I will do my duty of annoying everyone with my singing and eating insects
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Assign
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i love the tag lines
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i'm a zoo animal
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elyina says

what am i


A poor baby bird died to make way for you. You're a cuckoo!

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Ucklar says

post.


The determination you show to rise to the top makes you a donkey. A hard working donkey with dreams of finally being free from his burdens.

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cozy says

Le post




Since I hardly know you its better to be safe than sorry.
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my turn
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Zachary says

hit me, hit me good


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Cody says

will i get my spirit animal


Hmm no you're not an animal. Your skills proves you to be the middlemanager of the zookeepers.