Since Im a huge nerd and actually play boardgames with my friends every now and then Im going to try and host one that can be played on the forums.
"Aye, Dark Overlord! is a card-based narrative party game for up to 8 players. One player acts as
the Dark Overlord (similar to a game master) and the other players act as his pitiful, bumbling
goblin servants. The goblins take turns inventing wild stories and passing the blame off on their
fellow minions in an effort to explain why they have failed their latest mission."
Basically Im going to host an epicmafia version. I shall be the host, the Dark Admin and every player shall be my loyal Moderator. An event shall take place and I will put the blame on a Moderator who then gotta make up an convincing excuse and accuse someone else for being responsible. That Moderator has to do the same thing etc.
Now this could take forever but since Im an impatient Admin I got 3 states that ranges from "Annoyed->Irritated->Angry" depending on how good of an accusation you manage pull off or if you take me for a fool and make a lousy excuse. The one who manages to make me Angry will get Demodded. If 2 players keep accusing eachother I might get Angry directly and demodd both immediately, so be carefull!
So post here if you wanna join!
Fail to post within 24 hours will get you replaced.
Hello Sir Edark, I understanding dahlia's conflicted emotions took upon this task. However, to make up for dahlia, I chose prayag as my replacement partner. Prayag and I were ready to begin this investigation. We carefully and thoroughly started reading the game reviews. We opened up our paste bin and started typing furiously as we found more and more evidence of cheating between annabelle and calvin.
BUT, as the night went on I started to feel a little nauseous, and all the sudden I blacked out. The next morning I woke up with prayag still asleep in the bath tub half naked. I was very confused and had to wake him up. As we started to feel better we opened up our lap top and found out that everything had been deleted. All our work and progress in the investigation was gone. We were obviously sabotaged by someone.
We looked around for clues around the room, and that's when we realized small brown crumbs on our floors and beds. One smell of it and we could tell it was some sort of chocolate. And that's when it hit me...Calvin and Annabelle had hosted a N****z with attitude family dinner the night before. On the way out calvin had passed out cute little gift bags for all of us. During our investigation Prayag and I decided to open up these gifts, and inside were some dank looking brownies, 2 for both of us. As you know investigations can cause quite the hunger. We ate all of the brownies. As it turns out, these were not regular brownies. They were Calvin and Anna's home made pot brownies. Prayag and I were sabotaged by our own family members. Calvin must have snuck in and deleted our saved bin files. This was his ploy all along. Prayag and I are victims of this illegal crime from calvin. We both are contemplating to check into rehab after being tricked into consuming that trash. Please forgive prayag and I...we are just traumatized and barely know what's good for us anymore.
Oh my god Im so sorry dahlia, clearly you're not at fault here. Kai, tell me why you didnt deal with this faster. Look at our poor dahlia whom is a mess from all of this stress. I sure HOPE you got a good explanation for this...
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Eeeek!! W-well you see, sir…I used to be in a very serious relationship with Annabelle and it ended....b-badly, to say the least. When Ethereal brought it to my attention that that..awful, awful lady had played a highly suspicious number of games with her new ...thing this round, I knew that I could not objectively lead an investigation and that the responsible thing to do would be to recuse myself.
As you of course know, sir, the cheating moderators work in pairs. My partner this round was Kai, so I messaged him and told him all about my awful plight. He felt bad for me, and was happy to help by taking a few of the cheating squad (Ethereal and pamda, I do believe) and launching an investigation in a separate chat. P-please sir, please just leave me out of this, any discussion of my dear, precious Annabelle with... t-that...whøre ! makes me sick.
Anyway back to the matter at hand, would Annabelle cheat? Just look at what she did to my heart... Please don't let him get away with a trophy.... You should suspend him, he's definitely guilty... of stealing my beloved, precious annabelle-ohh i remember it like it was yesterday, we would touch our palms up to the camera on our computer screens, we would play mafia together, drink together, send animated gifs to each other, give dual AMA's together, we were so happy. But now... I am just a shell of what I used to be...and its all her fault... oh sweet annabelle, why have you forsaken me? I'll be b-back in a few hours, I need a nice little cry. And s-some xanax. Ah yes, some xanax...t-that'll do nicely...farewell.. a-add me back in a few hours? I should be back to my normal self then....reigioerjgio....haha, just kidding, i'll never be happy again.. oh...djfdg joirejg bye
It has come to my attention that Calvin and Annabelle might have cheated this round yet NO ONE in the cheating squad has even BEGUN their investigation even when we have paused the round for 1 day!!! This is unacceptable and Im forced to do it myself!
DahliaHawthorne, you were assigned as the responsible cheating moderator this round, why didnt your team make the pastebin yourselves?
Do you take me for a fool? I truly dont believe you gave out your epicmafia account AND skype account to Roxy here. I also dont see how Highspace has anything to do with this, you're OUT.
Sir I was indeed threatened and the skype convo with Nathan did happen but I was under control of coolkidrox123 (Roxy). It was Roxy playing on my account. She was the one that f2ed James in a survivor game and she did become close friends with him I heard. I was away on a school trip when the survivor game happened. I gave my account to Roxy because I was culted by her but I have since then I have escaped from the cult. Not only was she the one playing with James but she also attempted to overthrow you by attempting to cult multiple moderators like me. A example of this is Ucklar who is still under the control of the cult, I advise you to look out. Also here is the proof of Roxy culting Ucklar https://epicmafia.com/family/9928 (She is winter). She also tried to manipulate families from survivor lobby like highspace HQ and this is a family ok? She even tried to trick highspace HQ by disowning the cult family on her main and passing ownership to her alt Winter so they wouldn’t be angry at her.
coolkidrox123 14d 2h I do apologise if i threatened you, I was under the mind control of The Cult. I have now escaped their clutches!
This is very bad how could a manipulative human being like Roxy be a mod on epicmafia dot com. I believe this is big problem. Thank you for your time sir.
Minecraft did you just FOOL my dear friend Nathan into freeing Roo?????? And you were in cahoots with James aswell? Now you better have a REALLY good explanation for this....
I am truly sorry sir. I did tell my dear Retti such a thing when he asked for my opinion on the matter. I apologise for my part in tainting such a sublime period under your delightful adminship on epicmafia dot. My judgement was clouded by a conversation with Minecraftfangirlftw, the skype logs from which I will post below.
[21:50:13] minecraftfangirlftw: Naaaaattthhhaaaannnn :dgoe: [21:50:16] minecraftfangirlftw: oh noes i failed my :doge: [21:50:20] minecraftfangirlftw: this is really important can we talk about Rooo? [21:50:52] minecraftfangirlftw: Naathaaaannn stop ignoring meeeeeeee i neeed helps [21:51:12] pingu: What's up? [21:51:20] minecraftfangirlftw: Rooo added me on skype [21:51:28] minecraftfangirlftw: and [21:51:30] minecraftfangirlftw: he threatened me [21:51:31] pingu: huh [21:51:32] minecraftfangirlftw: i did a report on him and gave him a banned user vio [21:51:44] minecraftfangirlftw: and he said if i didn't let him play mafia [21:51:58] minecraftfangirlftw: his friend abc [21:52:06] minecraftfangirlftw: would hack my account :( [21:53:09] minecraftfangirlftw: im nervous [21:53:18] minecraftfangirlftw: can you help me? [21:53:32] pingu: eh this is bad [21:54:27] pingu: I'll help you out where i can [21:55:26] pingu: he doesn't seem to be throwing according to the cheating squad so letting him play mafia should be okay
It was only later that I found out that Minecraftfangirlftw and James were friends when they f2ed each other in a survivor game and drew the connection between this, the conversation we had and the facts that came out about Rooo/abc. I was an idiot but I think you have a bigger problem at hand.
You guys just keep saying someone else told you to do it, take some god damn responsibility!!! Nathan, why did you allow such a thing?
HINT: Repetive and uncreative excuses does not please the Dark Admin.
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Sir, calvin is but an aspiring harlot no less than the tavern wench with his dirty privates and lies. I instead merely responded for Nathan, who told me that under his discretion to allow Roo to keep playing.
I see, Retti, why did you say he was forgiven? I never allowed it!
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Gracious Sir, I was told that the rambunctious Retti rivetingly requested Roo to continue playing and told me that the mods had forgiven him for his past behavior, I was a mere bearer of this knowledge , and for one, thought, it was irrelevant to any outcome in forthcoming decisions since the past had been let go.
After tons of accusatis against the user Roo it finally came out that we allowed the user Roo to trophy and play games for MONTHS when he was supposed to be banned. He even cheated and threw games with the notorious user abc and we did NOTHING. Calvin, I've heard on the forums that you actually knew of this but didnt do anything, what do you have to say in your defense?
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HINT: As Im the Dark Admin, calling me Sir is expected. People who fail to do so will face the consequences. HINT: Compliments are encouraged, just keep dont overdo them or it might appear that they arent genuine.
