If your feelings were hurt in mine and Sachy's roast thread (fúck her for abandoning it), now is your chance to get even. In this thread you can roast me to your heart's content.
I will be rating the roasts from 1-10 individually on humour, accuracy and savageness. Don't hold back.
I'll be doing a compliments thread in like a few days so we can all recover from the ferociousness of EpicMafia roast threads.
juke cheated on mindful with a male to female transsexual and reported people who talked about it over ten times because he is a massive p.u.s.s.y.
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I hope that you meet the women of your dreams, the two of you fall in love, you get a beautiful house and have two beautiful children, and then they all get cancer and you cut your throat open with a cereal box.
I mean, it was present when he saw the thread, and then when he opened it that particular thought became past tense because he was corrected so he no longer thought that. The word "thought" is not always past tense either, since it has two connotations.
Oh, are you a mind reader? I guess I should stop trying to apply logic to things.
I mean, it would make SENSE if he thought that from the title alone and then clicked the thread and saw he was wrong, just as it would make SENSE if you were an everyday idiot and mind readers were a piece of fiction, but...
No surprise when they couldn't even afford my stock.
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I am very secure about my pizza. You have obviously never tasted pizza if you think mine look bad, and that is very sad for you. You should get a pizza right away so you will have some knowledge of pizza and not sound like a fool when you speak. Again, I would ask you to prove your own pizza making skills if you think you are capable of judging others so harshly. But that would require something well beyond your capabilities. You really should try pizza, it is quite delicious and you won't sound so stupid when you comment.
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...well the jerk store called And they are running out of you!
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JUKE just admitted. He lost a trophy because someone else ran on A&D and won 71 points. So juke, who couldnt win as town on A&D played some other noob setup and lost like a baby.
juke: " bwaaaa bwaaa bwaaaaa, i want third place, he ran on A&D, it gives more payout because it is harder to win, it is not fair. I couldnt win one extra game on the easier setup because it is easier to win and i am very bad. bwwaaa bwaaa
Third place: Ok, here, have my trophy. stop crying. Or just become mod, because you are bad at this game.
@juke leave me alone i just want to be friends okay god i just want to do a good job, and you come in, when im just trying to have fun, and have a good time, and you come here, and you ruin my good mood, god, i was just trying to help out and confirm that it would all be okay, for my good friend bronto, but you come in, ruin my mood, ruin my day, i just wanted to have fun, i can't believe you would do this to me, when i just wanted to help, i can't believe this, and i can't believe you, and i hope you RECONSIDER your MEAN statement about me being a NERD and a KISS*** because thats not True, You're just a bully, and i hope you feel BAD
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You claim you have a life outside of em? Well then what are you doing on here?? Go out and do stuff with all your loads of IRL friends. I hope they don't know how much of a jackass you are. All your loads of friends, boy, you should go out and have a trophy winning party! You can explain what you did to get there, your brutal AtE, your name calling, excessive swearing, I'm sure it will be a fun little get together.
Oh, sorry, did I say little? I must have meant big, because of ALL of your friends you have in real life. Maybe you can introduce me sometime.
