A poem I BS'd in 9th grade for writing class because I had 10 minutes to do it.

It took breadbaskets and agriculture

to harvest ecosystems and biomes

that soon catalyzed the proposition

of cross-species genetics

prosecuted by Albert Einstein

whose intentions were deemed

malicious, as he injected

a toxic serum that

give birth to cancer cells.

It took explosive rodents

and carnivorous celery

that alarmed significant figures

Charles Darwin prospered the Triassic Period

to rearrange the phenotype of

Einstein's ancestry

which eventually would promote

overproduction of testosterone

flooding of uterus

endangerment of sexual reproduction.

And so Darwin

banishing the polymerase chain reaction

eradicating every hypothesis

initiated by Einstein

demolishing his workplace

making his laboratory anew

humans and animals now frolic about

existing in harmony

Isaac Newton applauds

our only holy savior.

Words taken from Science textbooks