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To the center

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The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by. Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)

You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?

deletedalmost 8 years
white castle sounds good to me actually
JeffreyAaron
almost 8 years
We ask Dylan to drive us to the nearest fast food establishment, unless it's White Castle.
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JeffreyAaron says

I decide to call Usagichan "my little weed nugget" instead and we get into the truck because my best friend Dylan is from New Jersey and it is him I see driving.


(I make the rules, fella.) It lives to only half of your expectations, This dude's name is in fact Dylan, you get into his car. Usagichan is hitting another blunt in the back. getting real f*cked tonight. You do not recognize this Dylan. He asks where are you heading.
JeffreyAaron
almost 8 years
I decide to call Usagichan "my little weed nugget" instead and we get into the truck because my best friend Dylan is from New Jersey and it is him I see driving.
jess
almost 8 years

Butts says


JeffreyAaron says

In order to make her more comfortable, I start calling her "my little nutella" and giggle with her as we attempt to flag down a truck.


This is weird to usagi. She is not laughing anymore. she bar-crosses her arms and is hungry. A truck approaches. It's some guy with a New Jersey License Plate.


i am now lit but it is still weird
deletedalmost 8 years

describe says

BAM GARYOAK APPEARS, ROLLING INTO YOUR GAME WITH HIS FLY CAR AND CHEERLEADER SQUAD


Garyoak's car runs over you, killing you instantly.
deletedalmost 8 years

JeffreyAaron says

In order to make her more comfortable, I start calling her "my little nutella" and giggle with her as we attempt to flag down a truck.


This is weird to usagi. She is not laughing anymore. she bar-crosses her arms and is hungry. A truck approaches. It's some guy with a New Jersey License Plate.
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I find thecolonel and Let Loose the Hogs of War, killing him in my rampage. My charisma rises.


This is untrue. You have schizophrenia. To find other playes you must summon them or be summoned. -2 Sanity


"I hate surprises, except surprise fellatio, I like that" I murmur to myself. Then, using the highest charisma of any player in the game right now, I hit the streets to ask if anyone knows anything about getting to the crab nebula


You "Hit the streets" and your fist begins bleeding. Someone comes up to you and asks if you are okay. You respond with the "where is the crab nebula?" question, but the person is not sure. They suggest you go to the science lab down the street. +1 Bloodloss +1 Ego


I go to the science lab down the street, and ask if they can fix my hand up


One girl scientist engulfs your entire hand in her mouth and looks up at you with wide eyes and winks. She takes your hand out. Good enough?


I guess I f*ck her?


You [REDACTED] the [REDACTED] out of her [REDACTED] causing a magnitude 7 earthquake for each [REDACTED] thrust. +1 Charisma -1 Virginity
jess
almost 8 years
im allergic to nutella
JeffreyAaron
almost 8 years
In order to make her more comfortable, I start calling her "my little nutella" and giggle with her as we attempt to flag down a truck.
deletedalmost 8 years

JeffreyAaron says

I lay Usagi down in some brush along the main road so she can gather herself for a few minutes.


She is sobered up enough to walk and function. Still a little loopy; every thirty seconds she'll blab some random word out like "nutella" or "champagne" and giggle furiously.
deletedalmost 8 years
BAM GARYOAK APPEARS, ROLLING INTO YOUR GAME WITH HIS FLY CAR AND CHEERLEADER SQUAD
deletedalmost 8 years

Butts says


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Recidivism says

I find thecolonel and Let Loose the Hogs of War, killing him in my rampage. My charisma rises.


This is untrue. You have schizophrenia. To find other playes you must summon them or be summoned. -2 Sanity


"I hate surprises, except surprise fellatio, I like that" I murmur to myself. Then, using the highest charisma of any player in the game right now, I hit the streets to ask if anyone knows anything about getting to the crab nebula


You "Hit the streets" and your fist begins bleeding. Someone comes up to you and asks if you are okay. You respond with the "where is the crab nebula?" question, but the person is not sure. They suggest you go to the science lab down the street. +1 Bloodloss +1 Ego


I go to the science lab down the street, and ask if they can fix my hand up


One girl scientist engulfs your entire hand in her mouth and looks up at you with wide eyes and winks. She takes your hand out. Good enough?


I guess I f*ck her?
deletedalmost 8 years

Blister says

I pee in my mouth


This is unsanitary but you do it anyway. The distinct odor makes you vomit multiple times. It now lingers with you. -1 Sanity
jess
almost 8 years
sh!t i better get lit again im not purple anymore
JeffreyAaron
almost 8 years
I lay Usagi down in some brush along the main road so she can gather herself for a few minutes.
deletedalmost 8 years

Recidivism says


Butts says


Recidivism says


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Recidivism says

I find thecolonel and Let Loose the Hogs of War, killing him in my rampage. My charisma rises.


This is untrue. You have schizophrenia. To find other playes you must summon them or be summoned. -2 Sanity


"I hate surprises, except surprise fellatio, I like that" I murmur to myself. Then, using the highest charisma of any player in the game right now, I hit the streets to ask if anyone knows anything about getting to the crab nebula


You "Hit the streets" and your fist begins bleeding. Someone comes up to you and asks if you are okay. You respond with the "where is the crab nebula?" question, but the person is not sure. They suggest you go to the science lab down the street. +1 Bloodloss +1 Ego


I go to the science lab down the street, and ask if they can fix my hand up


One girl scientist engulfs your entire hand in her mouth and looks up at you with wide eyes and winks. She takes your hand out. Good enough?
deletedalmost 8 years
I pee in my mouth
deletedalmost 8 years

JeffreyAaron says

OMG!!! Jess we are a TEAM!!! I walk towards the main highway with Jess


Usagichan is aloof, tripping over herself. She falls constantly. You are at the main road.
jess
almost 8 years
i was high when i started reading this and now im now and now im very confused ://
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usagichan says

man this is far out dude


Lol welcome to Jeffrey's world, dawg. Keep pipin. -1 High *ACHIEVEMENT*: Puff puff.
deletedalmost 8 years
I watch over them from heaven and keep them safe
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Butts says


Recidivism says


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Recidivism says

I find thecolonel and Let Loose the Hogs of War, killing him in my rampage. My charisma rises.


This is untrue. You have schizophrenia. To find other playes you must summon them or be summoned. -2 Sanity


"I hate surprises, except surprise fellatio, I like that" I murmur to myself. Then, using the highest charisma of any player in the game right now, I hit the streets to ask if anyone knows anything about getting to the crab nebula


You "Hit the streets" and your fist begins bleeding. Someone comes up to you and asks if you are okay. You respond with the "where is the crab nebula?" question, but the person is not sure. They suggest you go to the science lab down the street. +1 Bloodloss +1 Ego


I go to the science lab down the street, and ask if they can fix my hand up
jess
almost 8 years
man this is far out dude
JeffreyAaron
almost 8 years
OMG!!! Jess we are a TEAM!!! I walk towards the main highway with Jess