Epicmafia

To the center

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The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by. Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)

You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?

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Wake up after getting good rest and keep digging!

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convictpat says

I hang my pants up to dry

You attempt to hang your pants up, but there are no clotheslines so your pants will need to sun bathe.

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Herredy says

Dig forever!

You dig for what seems to be hours. You end up fatigued, and fall asleep inside of your dirty hole.

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i suck the pee out of convictpat's pants

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Dig forever!

convictpat

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I hang my pants up to dry

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convictpat says

I wet myself

You feel the sweet release of a golden waterfall. Unfortunately, your pants are now soaking wet. +1 Cold

convictpat

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I wet myself

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convictpat says

I try to calm down

You calm down, but need to make a decision before you wet yourself. -1 Fear

convictpat

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I try to calm down

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sammy says

Protagonist:
==> You stick your thumb out, hoping the driver will be kind enough to give you a lift.

Sure enough, the car stops and asks what you're doing in the middle of his field.

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convictpat says

I contemplate which road to take

You find yourself in a tough predicament, and begin to feel nervous. +1 Fear

convictpat

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I contemplate which road to take

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convictpat says

I examine my surroundings

You can't see much more than a hill a great distance away, but you know of two roads that run east to west, the one behind you is a main road. The one to your North is a normal road.

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Protagonist:
==> You stick your thumb out, hoping the driver will be kind enough to give you a lift.

convictpat

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I examine my surroundings

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convictpat says

I put my ear to the ground and listen

You listen to the sound of the earth, and notice that the ground below you is in fact the same ground you stood on a minute prior.

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sweetnkind says

i bite my toe nails

You are in pain, but you manage to skillfully remove the ingrown toe nail. +1 endurance.

convictpat

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I put my ear to the ground and listen

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i bite my toe nails

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sweetnkind says

I lay down

you lay down and realize it is daytime.

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Kitt says

i go to the centre

You find yourself in the center of a field. You cannot help but feel this action was pointless.

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I lay down

Kitt

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i go to the centre

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sammy says

Protagonist:
> Venture forward in a carefree spirit, hoping to reach your destination soon. It's rather cold, you think.

You walk for a while, and then find a road. A car is approaching.