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EM Bachelorette

deletedover 7 years

Post below to be a contestant for EM Bachelorette, where you will win the hand of 2 of EM's finest bachelorettes:

1) ponds (https://epicmafia.com/user/329026#/)- everyone's fave gurl

2) Ellie (https://epicmafia.com/user/658526#/)- she is a hot b1tch and my best friend be NICE

Round 1: Post your best pick-up line. The more creative the better.

No one will be eliminated, but there will be a winner picked by each of the girls.

Round 2:

Puns- Make a pun with one or both of the girls' names.

Again the winners will be picked by each of the girls and I'll be eliminating people this round who don't post.

Jeff

over 7 years

Ellie, like 99% of girls, because I like boys, is not the type of girl I am into.

Soap, though?

She's so phun :)

ling

over 7 years

careful pseudo intellectual

deletedover 7 years

whats objectifying about wanting to spill my heavenly man fluids on her masterfully crafted post

ling

over 7 years

i dont participate in these games unless i know you arnt a fattie

deletedover 7 years

please dont objectify women bonk #feminismpower

deletedover 7 years

lilac downvoted my post because shes jealous it isnt her post that im painting white

deletedover 7 years

ElIie says

I'll try be *Ell*oquent here. I'm *Ell*ated by all the attention boys. Unfortunately though, none of you have *Ell*icited any feelings inside me. I don't mean to be an *Ell*itist but I think none of you can handle me anyway. You boys gotta *Ell*evate your game if there's to be any *Ell*oping. Quickly before the time *Ell*apses.

P.s Mary, I hope there's a flirtatious selfie round to come bb x.

i love you, of course there will be <3 xxx

deletedover 7 years

ElIie says

I'll try be *Ell*oquent here. I'm *Ell*ated by all the attention boys. Unfortunately though, none of you have *Ell*icited any feelings inside me. I don't mean to be an *Ell*itist but I think none of you can handle me anyway. You boys gotta *Ell*evate your game if there's to be any *Ell*oping. Quickly before the time *Ell*apses.

P.s Mary, I hope there's a flirtatious selfie round to come bb x.

if i print this post out and c'um tribute it do i win?

dust

over 7 years

Petition to change this game into Ellie flaming every guy on this site and winning

deletedover 7 years

ur a$$ is soph-at mami

Ranked

over 7 years

em bachelorette the new guns and hookers but now its puns and hookers

Ranked

over 7 years

both u would fuk me. list me as a player

deletedover 7 years

why am i not a game list player f*ck

deletedover 7 years

my pun is that i get you to bite the curb and i run along your back and punt the rear of your head under the logic that any change at all will improve your f*cked up teeth

deletedover 7 years

Heist says

Antidote says

Pick Blister or Forrest the rest of these guys are dorks

read what you just said

jokes on you I can't read

fiji

over 7 years

ElIie says

I'll try be *Ell*oquent here. I'm *Ell*ated by all the attention boys. Unfortunately though, none of you have *Ell*icited any feelings inside me. I don't mean to be an *Ell*itist but I think none of you can handle me anyway. You boys gotta *Ell*evate your game if there's to be any *Ell*oping. Quickly before the time *Ell*apses.

P.s Mary, I hope there's a flirtatious selfie round to come bb x.

s*Ell*fie

sinead

over 7 years

Puns are cringey and I refuse

ElIie

over 7 years

Babe says

Can I drink your Ellixir of love. Cause girl you Elliegant.

No thanks hun x.

p.s being named after a pig isn't what i'm looking for in a man.

johnreid

over 7 years

Can I drink your Ellixir of love. Cause girl you Elliegant.

ElIie

over 7 years

I'll try be *Ell*oquent here. I'm *Ell*ated by all the attention boys. Unfortunately though, none of you have *Ell*icited any feelings inside me. I don't mean to be an *Ell*itist but I think none of you can handle me anyway. You boys gotta *Ell*evate your game if there's to be any *Ell*oping. Quickly before the time *Ell*apses.

P.s Mary, I hope there's a flirtatious selfie round to come bb x.

ling

over 7 years

blister message me on snapchat

johnreid

over 7 years

Antidote says