Chris and yellow reached the bridge, in the room where Shwartz and Jerry Seinfeld died. They were surrounded by FilthyLawn and ThePiper. FilthyLawn had a big shield, but no knife, and ThePiper had the same type of knife yellow had. Yellow took out his knife and started slashing ThePiper multiple times, but FilthyLawn was really giving Chris a beat. Yellow ran to FilthyLawn and stabed him in the back and throat, and when he picked up Filthy's shield, ThePiper was going to get up from the floor, but chris knocked him out with filthy's DK shield. They went down to the second floor and found two more guards, this were noavi guards, so they had no problem, just a couple stabs in the chest and a punch and they were both down. But a guard, who seemed to be from filthy lawn's family, was behind yellow and about to snap yellow's neck, chris said " DUCK ", yellow then ducked and threw a knife in that monkey's throat.
Yellow: Hurry - Said yellow, who was just going to abandon chris bc yellow was afraid to die.
They both started to run, the only thing to protect themselves was a butter knife chris had.
The guard was able to reach them, and stabed yellow in the leg with a knife, and yellow fell to the floor. This guard then charged to chris, but chris was able to shield himself with a piece of wood that was laying on the floor, the guard hit the wood so strongly that when it hit the wood it almost broke his arm, chris took advantage of this and punched the guy a couple times before putting the butter knife in the man's eye. The man then felt to the floor and both yellow and chris started beating him up with some kicks and punches, just when he was going to be knocked out, yellow grabbed the knife the guard had on his hand and stabbed him in the chest, and the guard gave his last scream.
Yellow: Hmmmm... that sounds like a math equation.
But yellow tought so hard that the guards heard him thinking.
FilthyLawn: Get em!
FilthyLawn, the guard, was a lieutenant who was very important, he made the command to two guards, ThePiper and a guard who is not a epicmafia user but a guard who is part of of the story to chase them.
Chris: Come father, please hurry, you must come with us!
Mongrel: Nevermind me. Go! You must uncover the truth, Chris.
It's been 22 days, YellowPear and Christopherzilla have been searching almost every room in order to find MrMongrel. They tought it was all over, until they heard a screaming voice that shouted " Release me! "
It was the same voice MrMongrel was... Because it was MrMongrel's voice!
Chris: Wow, where did that come from? I think that's my dad!
Yellow: Over here! - Said yellow, while running towards the direction he pointed out.
It was MrMongrel indeed, he was on a cell with only a bowl of food and a torch without fire.
Chris: Father!
MrMongrel: Chris?... Son... is that you?
MrMongrel: And noble yellowpear? - Said Mongrel, while looking at yellow, who smiled back.
After 10 minutes of explaining things, with some bread and tea, Mongrel was just really sad because the death of her spouse. But chris just wanted to know the truth, and asked what really happened.
Well... - Said mongrel looking to the floor, with a sad face.
It was on the times i was part of the royal guard, in the senate, as a guard. It was a dark night altough the lights of the senate just made it look as if it was the day, that place has really good lighting. I was on my watch, walking down a hall when i heard a scream. It was on the other room, i realized it was Jamal, who in his last words said " Et tu, brute ".
Just joking, he didn't say that, he said " sin(2x)=2sin(x)cos(x) " I entered the room but the killers were gone, he was on the ground, full of blood and jamal was dead. I was trying to do RCP, at the moment i tought that could save him from the bleeding. But then bebop came with his bodyguards and he arrested me, he believed i was the killer of Jamal, and i'm pretty sure he still does.
Chris is now on a room that is a very narrow hall. But like VERY narrow.
Coronel Sanders: Whenever I feel like cutting, I watch Caillou because doing so is essentially self harm. God I hate it so much, with Caillou always whining and throwing temper tantrums and his parents never giving any ____ because their bald paradise probably has cancer. I've been clean from cutting for nearly 1 month thanks to this show. The scars that Caillou leaves are only visible in my dreams.
Chris: You again!? Who are you? Why are you following me? How did you dissapear?
Coronel Sanders: Oh... you are a soul full of questions. Those phony mathematicians over at CNN will tell you 2+2 is 7. But you know, and I know, what it really equals. It really equals a better America for you and me, which those phonies in the fake news business don't want.
Coronel Sanders dissapears, once again.
Chris keeps going through the narrow hallway, and ends up in a room just a bed, with a rope on it. And well, a window.
Chris decides to drop the rope through the window, and so Yellow can climb. He failed. He threw the rope out of the window.
Yellow: Don't worry chris there is no need for ropes, just hold my hand and push me up.
Chris: But we're like 50 feet distant.
Yellow: Just do it.
Chris grabs yellow's hand, and pulls him up. Now they are both on the room with the bed.
Yellow: Alright, now we just have to rescue my dad.
But chris, the idea man, has no idea on what to do now, he can't cut the rope because he has nothing on him that can do so, which gives him the idea that, HE has nothing on him that can cut the rope, but the guards do.
Shwartz: Damn it! He's burning the ropes! The rope on the North West was my favorite, altough the one close to that one is my least favorite rope.
Chris gets out of cover and opens his arms, waiting for an arrow to be shot. Jerry shoots an arrow but chris ducks, which cuts the rope behind chris, this made the bridge fall, which breaks the wooden balcony Jerry and Shwartz were landing on, Shwartz screams " You Idiot! " While falling to the spikes. And so, they fall to the spikes. Altough Shwartz died inmediatly, jerry is... well... suffering a lot.
But, what happened to Chris, Shwartz and Guest Starring Jerry Seinfeld? It's a rethorical question. I know what happened. I'm the writer. So here it is
Chris is scared, but he is protected by a wall, he runs fast enough to a bridge being hold by some ropes. He ran to this bridge because it gives him cover.
Shwartz: I have brought multiple bows with me! You won't be able to kill me! Well maybe you will! But i have the high ground.
Now, since this jail IS a giant cave, there is a couple of torches ( by couple i mean two torches ) on the wall. One of the torches has a Ronald Reagan sticker on it.
Shwartz is shooting a lot of arrows that land in the cover. Maybe he thinks if he shoots enough arrows the bridge will fall. Altough chris has an idea, he saw on the TV that ropes can be burnt with fire. He also saw this on his daily basis and given the fact it's pre christian era epicmafia the fact that he saw it on a non existent TV makes the learning and the statement futile. But well.
He runs and grabs a torch and gets back to the bridge-cover, and an arrow almost landed on his head.
He waits until Jerry and Shwartz reload the bow. Since this is a bow it will only take one arrow to reload, and while he is thinking all of this shwartz already shot two arrows! Chris burns one of the ropes which burns another rope, now it's only two ropes left on the right side. Chris throws the torch to a rope. Now there is only one rope left! ( Reminder if you can't count ).
edark: uhmm... Of course I peed my pants, everybody cool pees their pants. It's the coolest.
sana: really?
edark: YES! You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants.
Tidus: Wow! Hey, man. I peed my pants yesterday. I'm cool!
BlackLucio: If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Bruce Lee.
StyleAisle: ENOUGH GENTLEMEN! this is getting ridicolous. Also, it's 1 PM and you all have to wake up early tomorrow to train. The beds room is all the way on the left through that hallway.
Everybody goes to the sleeping room.
BlackLucio: I'll sleep here on the table with nutty.
StyleAisle: B-wh- you know what whatever. I'll take your bed.
Style leaves, and proceeds to go to the sleeping room. Lucio is quietly starts to pet his elephant while they both slowly fall asleep.
StyleAisle: You probably already know. NO, you do know about the fact a big tournament is going to start to distract people from the death of JamalMarley. I decided to meet here because from now on this building and the arena will be your home. I placed rooms with beds, training rooms, all the things we need and we'll talk with each other, because you guys aren't going to be the " normal " kind of participants on the tournament. You are going to go round for round but you will be placed with challengers who are most likely to not win against you, then, in the final of a Tournament Season, you will fight against the one that has passed through all the rounds so he dies and Platy doesn't have to die.
BlackLucio: I won't do it, it's unfair. I want to go through all the rounds with normal challengers. I didn't sign here because i felt like it, i trully want to win this, with my heart and passion, a long time ago, when i was trained by hulk hogan, he told me that i was going to be a great man one day. and i will be a great man without breaking the rules, i want to make hulk hogan happy, i have HOPE to do this, hulk hogan made me have hope and that hope hulk hogan gave to me is what is going to make me win this tourmanet because as he told me once, everything is possible when you have hope.
Meanwhile, all the future tournament fighters are going to meet up.
It's a room with a round table and chairs, really isolated and just has some columns.
TheStyleAisle is there, waiting for the rest. First one to enter is a not even registered fighter, Sana.
StyleAisle: Who the who are you?
Sana: I'm sana, Lanadeltaco's sister. She said she didn't want to come cuz she was scary and then started shouting at me bc i wasn't listening to what she was sayin or sumthing, idk i wasn't payin attention, - sana then sits on a chair - thing is i'm replacing her.
StyleAisle: Fair enough, wanna smell some gasoline?
style grabs a can of gasoline and starts putting all of it in a cup
sana: What the hell? you're the leader of this kingdom and you smell gasoline?
StyleAisle: That's exactly why i do it. Sandbox is the leader when it comes to gasoline business. What i'm doing is patriotic.
sana: we-
Tidus enters the room, and walks slowly, heading to a chair.
Tidus: Hey.... this is a nice room.
StyleAisle: You were supossed to come with the rest of the fam. what happened?
Tidus: Lucio is having some problems with nutty and edark is helping him.
Two guards come out of that hole, Jerry Seinfeld, from popular sitcom series Seinfeld and Shwartz with bows and arrows!
Shwartz: Hahaha, you FOOL! did you really think i would have just tell you that was tiny sidewalk? Altough that was true, it would have been so dumb to just let you go! i told you next time i saw you you would be killed. And you know what? Try to shoot me if you have gun because that is the ONLY WAY YOU CAN KILL ME FROM THIS DISTANCE! And you even can't do that! Because i have a tiny vest of the size of a bullet placed exactly on the place that shot will land on.
Chris: Why aren't you sluttering like moments ago?
Shwartz: Uhhh... I DON'T KNOW!! NOW TAKE THIS!
Shwartz shoots an arrow that lands on chris arm, now chris is slowly bleeding.
Jerry Seinfeld: Well... i guess pop goes the weazel.
Two guards come out that hole. It's Shwartz and Jerry Seinfeld from the popular sitcom Seinfeld! They both are armed with bows and arrows
Shwartz: Hahaha, you FOOL, did you tought i would have been dumb enough to tell you that was tiny sidewalk or the fact that was just comedic effect? It was a TRAP, my friend, and do not try to somehow harm me by maybe shooting me, because i have a tiny tiny vest of the size of a bullet in the exact place of my body you will shoot me!
Chris: Uh why aren't you stuttering like moments ago?
Shwartz: I don't know! NOW DIE - says shwartz, as he shoots an arrow that lands on chris arm and hurts him.
Chris is really happy with this information, just as shwartz is smoking a piece of paper, chris sneaks through and walks on the tiny sidewalk, as he notices the ton of windows on the wall that let him see the cells... the cells don't even have persons in them... they have rats... What is going on in this prison? Just as he stops thinking about it, he finds a stair that leads to a hole, probably it leads to an usefull room. He climbs nicely, since if he falls, he's going for a trip to the abyss. It's a hallway, a BIG hallway, both sides of the hallway are just full of jamal marley portraits. Chris comes out of the hallway and it's a big room without floor but hard sand, and a big linear hole that leads to a bunch of spikes. Why is that a thing? Not only this, but there's a hole in the wall that cannot be reached, probably leads to a room. Also in that hole there's like a floor outside of the hole like in the wall so when people walk outside of the hole they don't fall made of wood that i don't know the name of, and well. A bridge on chris side's that is being hold by ropes. Weird.
Chris walks to the cell with no praise jamal on it, as he opens it, he almost falls down but shwartz saves him.
Shwartz: What the hell is wrong with you? Don't you know that that's just a hole with a tiny kind of sidewalk to walk on so you can reach a really usefull room?! God, what a sturp, stew- stupri- dumb person.
Chris: This isn't a good first day, specially with the way you're acting.
Shwartz: Sorry for not saying what you want to hear, NOTICE THE SARAC- SAR uh... i don't mean the sorry. i'll just keep walking around and do my job as a guard, goodbye... bad partner.
Chris finally makes it to the top, which seems to be another floor, lots of doors which instead of numbers just have " Praise Jamal - 1, Praise Jamal - 2 " and so on written on it. Chris decides to enter the door " Praise Jamal 7 ", it's a prisoner cell! A... dirty... empty prisoner cell with nothing but the bars and a rat playing monopoly against itself. Just as chris walks out of the room, a guard with a cyborg eye named Shwartz99 is walking. He sees chris and proceeds to say
Shwartz: I see you are that new partner for me they talked about. Well i don't really need any partners to be completely honest, i do think i am the greatest guard here and in the future i'll have every other guard eating out of my hands.
Chirstopherzilla: Uh, yeah totally.
Shwartz: Hmmm... HOW SUSPICIOUS! I'll leave you for this time but i'll keep an eye on you and if you ever see me again i will kill you. Because if you see me, you gotta know you cant unobliterate me, because i'm unoblitetare- unolie - unobierelat - I can't be killed. And i have great arrow aim.
Chris and Mongrel are both inside in a prison cell, but that happened in another reality. meanwhile in this reality
Christopherzilla is weirded out by the bee movie room, he has no words for whatever this strange room was, or if there was any meaning to any of this. As he is searching for anything interesting in the room, he finds ANOTHER secret passage, a staircase. Who would have tought a calm, not too big jail would have had so many hidden passages and secrets to it? Was there actually something more bigger happening on this jail chris tought while he saw what has happening through the window. He also tought to himself why a person was stabbing a lake with a knife. Did that person's loved one drown on the same lake and his lover is finally getting revenge? Chris decides to stop being so toughtful and he decides to climb the stairs, hoping it's not a... hehe... STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
