post here to get ranked for smth ill reveal later, obv most to least

hints abt the criterion:

• has nothing to do with how much i like anything about you
• isnt anything that people would be offended by at all really
• its actually kinda stupid so dont get your hopes up
• is not "how likely you are to be guised by me n1"

edit: criterion revealed in the comments

double edit: JUST BECAUSE YOUR TYPING STYLE IS ~~~SO OBVIOUS~~~ DOES NOT MEAN ITS ONE THAT STICKS IN MY HEAD