Epicmafia

AMA

deletedabout 7 years

Hey everyone this is your survivor lobby god/king/chief

AKA the boy who cried wolf...twice

AKA the urologist

AKA sweet baby ray, the founder of the sauce

and I decided to do this AMA as a way for you, the people (https://youtu.be/De2VJBmXExw?t=2m12s), to better get to know me.

I'll answer every question honestly except for the questions which I do not wish to answer honestly. Those I will either answer dishonestly or ignore completely. Pretty standard AMA, AMA!

Bring Back the 5 Dollar Footlong

8 signed

Nobody gives a flying f.ck about your 6 dollar sub of the day

Of all my obvious positive qualities, which would you say is the most impressive?

deletedabout 7 years

Anxiety says

When nobody thinks you're good looking. Feelsbadman.

AMA

Big Z my man

LelenasChild says

This is the best thread on the site, actually my favourite, apart from that one thread that one time like 2 years ago maybe?

Do you know which thread I'm talking about?

Is it your favourite thread too?

Was said thread of my creation?

LelenasChild

about 7 years

This is the best thread on the site, actually my favourite, apart from that one thread that one time like 2 years ago maybe?

Do you know which thread I'm talking about?

Is it your favourite thread too?

deletedabout 7 years

When nobody thinks you're good looking. Feelsbadman.

AMA

deletedabout 7 years

deandean says

Would you rather get punched in the face by Mike Tyson OR play competitive CSGO with Big Z again?

Both considered by many to be the best in their field. The punch from Tyson would probably give me less of a headache, but none of the laughs.

deletedabout 7 years

Would you rather get punched in the face by Mike Tyson OR play competitive CSGO with Big Z again?

deletedabout 7 years

Voice says

will you send me a díck pic for christmas (please)?

As long as you're in the "naughty" column by Dec. 25, we'll talk.

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Snow says

Anxiety says

annajane says

also wheres cammy

Can I get a mod to ban her for OPI? Did not consent to having my gf's name outed in forums. How do I file a report?

this matter is currently being investigated

Awesome, thank you. I don't know if I get a say in sentencing but I encourage the use of the death penalty in serious cases like this.

R0ronoaZoro says

What's 1 question you do not want to be asked?

What's the answer to that question?

"Why is humor not on the poll?"

I'm tired of people telling me how funny I am. There's an extremely good looking piece of meat attached to this razor sharp wit, but nobody is interested in talking about that.

Voice

about 7 years

will you send me a díck pic for christmas (please)?

R0ronoaZoro

about 7 years

Why is humor not on the poll I want to vote for that! :(

What's 1 question you do not want to be asked?

What's the answer to that question?

Snow

about 7 years

Anxiety says

annajane says

also wheres cammy

Can I get a mod to ban her for OPI? Did not consent to having my gf's name outed in forums. How do I file a report?

this matter is currently being investigated

deletedabout 7 years

annajane says

Anxiety says

annajane says

also wheres cammy

Can I get a mod to ban her for OPI? Did not consent to having my gf's name outed in forums. How do I file a report?

literally all the mods but like 1 hate me so you prob could do this

thanks for believing in me

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Sonata says

what color do u think dinosaurs were also would you fight one?

Red.

Yes.

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blood4bloodgod says

How many times and with how great a force do I need to cave in my cranium with a hammer to legitimately enjoy survivor lobby? I mean obviously it's going to differ person to person, but your own personal experience will be a sufficient answer.

Oof. Unfortunately it's simply not a DIY kind of job which is why I can't echo the age old advice enough here: always have someone spot you. After a certain point of bashing in your own skull you'll no longer be able to swing your arms with enough force and precision to make the kind of impact you'll need to reach the mental state required to enjoy this lobby. I would tell your helpful assistant to go until you're dead, and then keep going. Try a smaller game after that and see how it goes.

athena

about 7 years

Anxiety says

annajane says

also wheres cammy

Can I get a mod to ban her for OPI? Did not consent to having my gf's name outed in forums. How do I file a report?

literally all the mods but like 1 hate me so you prob could do this

deletedabout 7 years

annajane says

also wheres cammy

Can I get a mod to ban her for OPI? Did not consent to having my gf's name outed in forums. How do I file a report?

Sonata

about 7 years

what color do u think dinosaurs were also would you fight one?

blood4bloodgod

about 7 years

How many times and with how great a force do I need to cave in my cranium with a hammer to legitimately enjoy survivor lobby? I mean obviously it's going to differ person to person, but your own personal experience will be a sufficient answer.

athena

about 7 years

also wheres cammy

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annajane says

do u wanna see cars 3?

They're going to have a hard time stopping me.

Or Lightning McQueen.

athena

about 7 years

do u wanna see cars 3?

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deandean says

That "dyslexic" strength is real yo. Also how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop Roll?

That's actually an embarrassingly ignorant question. Each flavor or "color" of tootsie pop requires a different amount of licks. The good folks over at Tootsie were kind enough to share the color:lick ratio with me but I see no reason to betray their trust just to sate your curiosity.

Nice try. Dlck.

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That "dyslexic" strength is real yo. Also how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop Roll?

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Ally says

u should've let dean get hit by the train

also if you could only listen to one album for the rest of your life what would it be

I think of it more as saving the train from Dean. He's insanely strong due to his dyslexia.

The Marshall Mathers LP

but I really like chance's 10 day mixtape too

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JohnBatman says

what's ur favourite type of flower?

indica

deletedabout 7 years

u should've let dean get hit by the train

also if you could only listen to one album for the rest of your life what would it be