Since I'm gonna inevitably become homeless I wanna have a plan ready for what I need to bring and carry to survive. Earth is a repugnant place and I'm cracking at the seams at 11am

How many pairs of pants and shirts do you own?

Some guy threw a bottle in some bushes in this park I'm sitting at and I really wanted to club his brains in with a 9 iron

You should also quit playing chess, it's less flashy and entertaining than other things and I don't get your references, can't we just hit up a new game instead?

Matt messaged me the other day to show me more of his achievements, he's becoming quite the popular guy now

I think he wanted me to tell you but he didn't ask for me to