tbh i'm still waiting for jocelyn to post since my favorite player is reserved for her
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CJ Koegel. You're wholesome, maybe to the point of being a little vanilla. But at least you have morals, and doggone it you stick to them. You consider yourself a traditionalist and, consciously or not, you're eager to settle down with the right girl and have some ugly babies. Enjoy your youth while you have it. Live a little. Say the F word, I don't think mom's going to hear you. Just make sure you know how to cut loose responsibly. You've already got the "hard work" part down, now it's time to master the "fun".
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Derek Chavez. You're so gay your butthole has a lisp. But that's OK, gay is the new black. You can get messy when you're drunk, but you also tend to mess around when you're drunk, so it evens out in a cosmic way. There's a nurturing side to you that you don't show often. Is it because of fear of intimacy? Or is it mistrust in people? Whatever it is, you do take pride in supporting your friends through thick and thin. You've also been called a size queen before.
Vinny Foti. I'm sorry, who are you? What are you doing here? You're a mismatch for any social situation you're in. Sometimes I wonder if you know how the world sees you, and then I remember that each person has a duality to them, the perceived and the reality. Maybe, just maybe, there's a nougat-y center of an interesting and cool person beneath the veneer of trash. But I also could see you being as deep as a puddle. Above all else, your accent is terrible. Please fix it.
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Wes Bergmann. Where do we start with you? The words "problematic fave" may have a tinny sourness to them, but they're also what a lot of your fans think of with you in mind. You think on a different plane than those around you, and you're more than willing to let them know. You've had as many setbacks as you have successes, and you have the cocksure belief in yourself that suggests otherwise. Above all else, it's hard to pinpoint what exactly makes you a likable person. Was it your underdog beginnings? Was it your fall from grace? Or is it the casual attitude of smug superiority that you possess all while being loyal to a fault? Whatever it is, it works. Except when it doesn't.
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Cohutta Grindstaff. You've mastered the art of being faceless in a crowd, yet you're a trustworthy friend to those you know. You'd do anything for blonde too, you lovesick puppy. But one thing no one can accuse you of being is fake. If anything, where others would be strategically shelled off and keep some of their secrets tucked away out of sight, you on the other hand are an open book. You're straightforward and honest, even when it's to your detriment. Above all else, you rarely have malicious intentions and when you do, I fear for your opponent.
oh my god oh my god its my turn soon im so excited
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Robin Hibbard. You tend to fall off the map unexpectedly for someone who calls themself a busybody. You've made more than your fair share of mistakes, but you don't dwell on them, even if it means avoiding introspection and reflection at all costs. You can be single-minded when you're given a goal, and you don't compromise who you are for anyone. But remember, if it weren't for compromise, the world wouldn't have peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, probably.
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Nelson Thomas. You can't be faulted for lack of confidence. In fact, you can be faulted for overconfidence. If your friends were asked to describe you in one word, the first one would be "dumb", but they'd then follow up with "not in a mean way". You don't have to be the sharpest crayon in the box if you're still able to color inside the lines, right? Just keep the ego in check and maybe bite your tongue now and then.
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Casey Cooper. You don't take things seriously. Many would accuse you of being too laidback, but you see this as one of your best features. While you would never be accused of being well-read, you simultaneously would not be the type of person to hold a grudge or overthink. You go with the flow and accept things as they come, and you know your limits. You can do many great things if you motivate yourself, but the hardest part is wanting to.
Theresa Gonzalez. You have a weird ability to make bad choices and say dumb things yet still succeed. You're very good at epitomizing "bad decisions used with bad logic can still be profitable". You've stepped on toes and you're not afraid to do it again. Maybe next time you do though, be a little bit more shrewd about it.
