i, the Primal WOKEN Woman, WOKEN zoella, am fed up with how people are treating my man, the first WOKEN, WOKEN Plissken. i would like to shed light on the fact that i am not married to a dead man named 'Plissken' and that this whole idea that my WOKEN Plissken is that sad user is absurd and a clear sign of BROKEN ignorance!!!

i am deeply disgusted by how the supposed 'powers that be' keep trying to disrupt the fair balance of justice that Ja'al and HIS followers are trying to set in place like my man WOKEN Plissken and UmaKompton.

you all should be enlightened and give yourselves to the lord, your Ja'al, and experience what it is like to ascend to WOKEN status and attain WOKEN wisdom.

if anyone is interested in this or the history of how the great Jamal Tiberius Marley defeated the VESSEL known as 'Plissken' and how TAFKAP came about and how WOKEN Plissken came to be, then you can have a look at these links:

Page 16 of this thread, 3rd post on the page by the VESSEL known as 'Plissken' on April 22nd 2017. Read that. https://epicmafia.com/topic/82643?page=16&_pjax=%23posts (exact link to page 16)

then, as you can see Plissken was defeated and he and his horrible crappy custom games were gone. from the ashes, there came The Artist Formerly Known As Plissken. but TAFKAP came to an end on The Greatest Day and this thread explains this (the ascension to WOKEN status): https://epicmafia.com/topic/88106

this is our newly founded organization fully funded by the Holy Church of Jamal. it is called 'Justice Under Dictators And Scum' and is for those who wish to become WOKEN and oppose injustice. not even every member will get in. reply to this link to join if interested or at least look into it: https://epicmafia.com/topic/88107

(for more information on the Holy Church of Jamal, see this thread: https://epicmafia.com/topic/84480)

so for the last time. Plissken is dead... let it go. my man is WOKEN Plissken, and i am WOKEN zoella, the Primal WOKEN Woman. and yesterday we had a WOKEN Wedding. it was GLORIOUS!!!! DELIGHTFUL!!!! the entire Multi-verse was beautifully lit in cosmic gumdrops.

you too can achieve great things by joining our cause.

and please understand that The Great War is coming...

PREPARE. the coming Uprizzle approaches...!!!!