when i was in high school and on the track and field team we used to roll clif bars into logs, if you will, and put them in peoples shoes and call them poo shoes - this is the only thing clif bars should be used for
coming to the conclusion that maybe clif bars suck and/or only meant to be consumed by ppl with a massive stick up their äss. a hiking stick, if u will
that's high durability nourishment for hikers only, dont eat them if youre going to criticize them after eating them from home like a dumbass, also, judging by your figure you could use a hike
the peanut butter one is so reminiscent of eating a spoonful of actual peanut butter and having it stuck on the roof of ur mouth. might as well eat the real thing and not have to pay $3 for like, 10 bites.