Hello 911 what's your emergency?

*performs cpr and accidentally presses too hard, breaking alyssa's spine more*

Hello you f*cking ambulance

like please

that's hot and all but can u call me a f*cking ambulance

*slides down the mcdonals playplace slide*

Wheeeeeeeee

*slides into alyssa's dms*

*I slide into the kitchen ready to cook those mcchickens, but I slide in too fast that I break my spine*

*gets 5 cups and fills them with ketchup*

do u sell borger ?

can i get 15 mcchickens thanks