Mitchell: So, you’ve just arrived at Hogwarts, which house do they put you in?
George: I’d like to say Gryffindor, but they’re supposed to be brave. What’s 
the other one? Ravenclaw, does that have a characteristic?
Mitchell: I think they’re brainy. You could be in Ravenclaw.
Annie: I quite fancy Hufflepuff actually. I’ve always thought in Hufflepuff they 
just spend the day making stuff with safety scissors and glitter.
George: What about you?
Mitchell: I think that they’d say, ’it’s probably best if you just stay in the canteen
for the next five years’.
Annie: Does anyone ever choose Slytherin?
George: No, because that would be like saying ’I’m a sociopath.’