Epicmafia

Would you date kandy?

Don't freak out but I am part of a highly secretive agency and I have been sent to observe your every move because we have found DNA in your blood that does not belong to any living substance on earth.

What type of hemorrhoid cream do you use?

how do u get so many trophies bih

would you rather have unlimited blowjobs, unlimited buffalo wings, or unlimited trophies?

Is Zane your real name?

this is a special rose from ur secret admirer! happy valentines day

I swear I thought your avatar was Hank Hill from afar.

Thank you for the sticker! Have your 150th karma, I don't know why I hadn't done it before.

at keeping up with the poke war

too bad you suck at it

Voice! We only really started talking recently but I’m super glad I got you as a mentor and that you’ve been talking to me because it’s been amazing and I’m really glad to call you a good friend! Merry Christmas, here’s a sticker for ya :]

your profile is so iconic

saki from shinsekai yori is adorable!

i don't do anything to lelmoo :c

whoa holy sh it that profile song is si ck