CaptainChronic

Nigga Whut.
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I'm a fan of the works of Hunter S. Thompson and his associates not a Jonny Depp Fan Boy.

> Don't forget to bring a towel. It is imperative to your survival for both hygiene and hitching hiking through France or Vogan Destructor Ships. I CaptainChronic have found neither less important. Beyond this you must throw away all sensibility and build a statue once in a while.


Some of my Favourite Books:

  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  • Ancient Gonzo Wisdom
  • Number9Dream
  • Issac Assimov's Foundation Series
  • The Hitchikers Guide Quadrilogy
  • Catcher in the Rye
  • The Rum Diaries

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

> The effect of which is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon, wrapped 'round a large gold brick. It has also been described in the novel as the alcoholic equivalent to a mugging; expensive and bad for the head.

Recipe

  • Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
  • Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
  • Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
  • Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it.
  • Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract.
  • Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Sprinkle Zamphuor.
  • Add an olive.

Earth Recipe:

  • 1 & 1/2 shots 151 Proof Rum
  • 1/4 shot Tequila
  • 1/4 shot Gin
  • 2/3 shot Triple Sec
  • 1 shot Blue CuraƧao
  • 1 dash Bitters
  • 1 dash Grenadine

Achievements

3 / 20Do No Harm
2 / 20Super Sleuth!
1 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
over 11 years
+k'ed(: return? <3
almost 12 years
Come at me brah!