JohnnyAppleseed

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A mod called me irascible.

http://www.sbnation.com/2014/8/18/5998715/the-tim-tebow-cfl-chronicles

"It isn’t dark. The bugs are chirping, but it isn’t dark yet. The sun is behind the trees, but the sky isn’t black yet. It isn’t time to come inside. We can still see the ball. No, we won’t bother the neighbors. They aren’t going to bed, because it isn’t dark yet. Our mothers would not call us inside if only they knew it was the last night of our childhood. We can still see the ball. 8:53 is the afternoon, it is the late afternoon.

There is the moon. But it isn’t dark."

-Jon Bois

"I hope, like a thousand other fantasies making up my life, that the experience validates the unfeeling, sterile framework of things. I hope that I get that feeling of being slightly less wooden, of being something closer to being a real boy... I have this option, or I have cynicism. So do you. It is a choice you make every day, and it is the only one that matters.

The horizon is always hungry for daylight, and takes it ray by ray. Run one way or the other. Stay still and your choice is made for you anyway."

-Spencer Hall, God's Away on Business

http://pastebin.com/8P7B9h82

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Links! And MS Paint masterpieces!

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=k39ldh&s=6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_onGF67ecs

http://www.downgoesbrown.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29UIyhSrF6I&feature=relmfu

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3096379/1/First-Encounter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acq4fvAXwhg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrygAv93Ick

http://www.michaelgroff.com/

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_D_Z-D2tzi14/TBpWM3wxI1I/AAAAAAAADFk/6ROBYJkpuuQ/s640/responsibility1.png

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/9/1/2377214/gods-away-on-business

http://www.rsdb.org/full

loltumblr "FUCKING SASSY SPRINKLES! POC. Glittery sissy genderqueer, androgy-femme/glamdrogynous. Demiqueer, multi-sexual, florasexual. Disabled (ADD and OCD). I check my thin privilege daily. You can ask me questions about my identity but DO NOT POLICE IT. My triggers include blood, red meat, rape/non-consent, molestation, abuse of any sort, objectification of women, racism and ableism. Let me know if I fail at tagging."

Thank you for reading.

Questions

anonymousover 9 years
ur a fagot
You managed to misspell two out of three words and decided to remain anonymous. Faggot.
anonymousover 10 years
Are you the reincarnated John Lennon?
God that would be so cool right? But think of it this way: Lennon died in '80. I was born in '91. So an 11 year old who was Lennon died. Or would it be more like 9? I'm not good with this religious theory.
anonymousover 11 years
holy shit u have a nice face
That's not a question, kind stranger.
almost 12 years
Do you like the taste of my knife? :D
Tastes like your blood is on it...
almost 12 years
was the dick too bomb?
It exploded all in my face.

Achievements

20 / 20Super Sleuth!
18 / 20Do No Harm
9 / 10Scumhunter
9 / 25Objection!
9 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
over 12 years
SHHHHH. Don't ruin it for me, jerk!
over 12 years
Twenty-one.
over 12 years
I don't even know who that is, tbh.
over 12 years
DOOOOOOOD. Fantasy?
over 12 years
I laughed.
deletedover 12 years
i can't wait 1 minute to send you a message because i'm gonna be late for class -- but by 'sure' i mean 'if i liked that asian' because i wouldn't date all asians... damn this sounds racist out of context
deletedover 12 years
gg no refunds
over 12 years
Puzzle Piece 5 Mod
deletedover 12 years
Accept so i can poke you already
deletedover 12 years
stop n1ing me
deletedover 12 years
JohnnyAppleseed 8 hours 42 minutes
No, shmeur.
deletedover 12 years
bananas can't be girlfriends
over 12 years
No, shmeur.
over 12 years
shouldn't your last name be bananaseed
over 12 years
i'd totes peel that banana.
over 12 years
Fuck me like you hate me.
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over 12 years
some people who post on your profile are just faggots... LOLOLOLOLOL

but anything you want bby. but i dont think sex with a corpse will be as fun;)
deletedover 12 years
WHAT ON EARTH WAS THIS MESS deleted 3 days 14 hours
ha ha hah... it ricked u tagain even tho i guessid out and u had hammer and i was obvious, u not evn hammr my cc???????/ my faviortie part where u say "lasey si guised" and it was jokea nd i knew it was becuas u are not good enuf 2 realise what is goin on around u.......u r literally stupid and i trick u again and again and aingain in the most embarsingg ways........"johnny appleseed" u r a joke of a playyer
over 12 years
YO KUDOS PLZ I NEED 1 MORE MAFBUDDY http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1301907/review