A man walks past a pet shop and notices a sign saying "cock sucking monkey for sale" curious the man goes inside to find out more. the pet shop owner explains that the monkey has had all its teeth pulled out and it does indeed give the best blow ever. uncovinced the man asks for a demontration. the owner agrees and the man takes the monkey into the back of the shop, sure enough the monkey sucks the guys cock like its never been sucked before, the most fantastic blow job ! with his head still spinning the man strikes a deal and buys the monkey. when he gets home he shows the monkey to his wife "what the fuck is that" she yells. "it's a cock sucking monkey" comes the reply "and what the FUCK am I supposed to do with it" the man looks his wife straight in the eye an says "teach it to cook and then pack yer bags and FUCK OFF "