Long ago, Mamma Yyyyhajsen and Daddy Yyyyhajsen had a baby named Captain Yyyyhajsen. Why Captain? Because when he was born, the Interstellar Defense League was given a prophecy by the Starmancer Kthuut that little baby Yyyyhajsen would be the savior of the universe. They bestowed upon him the title Captain, and when he was eighteen, he was put into training in the IDL Academy.

He graduated three years early after one year, and was given his own starship with his name, the Starship Yyyyhajsen. It is stocked with an entirely female crew besides Captain Yyyyhajsen, and they are not only sworn loyalty to him, but have sworn an oath that if he tells them to have sex with him, whenever and wherever, they must. They also take an oath that they must enjoy it, but that oath is useless... Because Captain pleases every woman he beds.

Their mission:

To boldly go to enemy planets and ships, and wipe them off the face of the universe forever. Usually this is done single-handedly by Captain Yyyyhajsen. They must explore uncharted corners of the universe. Their primary objective is simple: Protect and defend the universe at all costs, or die trying. It's never the second one though, because Captain Yyyyhajsen never dies.