Brethren. Countrymen. My brothers and sisters in eternal battle. We. Are. The. Noavis. One day, our glory will come. We shall one day defeat our ancient, ancient enemies, the avis. How many times have you been policy lynched. How many n1 kills have you suffered as the noavi? Someday our suffering will end. So-- my allies, let us fight with every strand of sinew, every shred of backbone, and every hammer we get. Let us end the policy lynch, brethren, and let us usher in a new day of glory for we who have fought harder than any avi that there is. Join me! Become a member of the brotherhood of noavis! We. Will. Have. Our. Day. In. The. Sun.

-- Sincerely, Jaybirda, Emperor of the Noavis.