hi im here

let me think about it.. ok no

yes i did. nah negro i aint missing out on anything

I DONT LIKE YOU LOLOL

soo Happy 4th of July hope your doing ok Ms Mexican I miss yo ass and your the bestest best there is.

karlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh how i fucking MISS YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this awesome wall

Your little sister has better grammar than you do

Friend: "Omg Jason is so cute!" Me:"you should go flirt with him" *steals her lunch*

Cop: "Put your hands behind your back."

Me: "Lol, I haven't been able to do that since I was 7."

You gonna eat that?

Taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco ta

mating call: *microwave beeps*

Don't touch me when I'm eating.

@TacoBell I would date the shit out of you.

Just chiefed 89 pizza rolls. Would have been 90, but my little bitch sister wanted one.

You're out of ranch? I'm sorry, I missed the part where we left Applebee's and entered the gates of Hell.

I'm gonna need a vacuum for all these crumbs in my bed

IDGAF

(I don't give away food.)

"Lol, I can't even." <-Me, trying to get out of a sport car.