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Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it's the same in every town!

Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found!

Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair?

That the key that they need to solve this sad cider shortage you and I will share!

Well you've got opportunity!

In this very community!

He's Flim, He's Flam, We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers!

Traveling salesponies nonpareil!

Nonpareil, and that's exactly the reason why, you see...

Nopony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to be!

And that's a new world, with tons of cider Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking!

More cider than you can drink in all your days of thinking.

So take this opportunity!

In this very community!

He's Flim, He's Flam, We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers!

Traveling salesponies nonpareil!

I suppose by now you're wondering about our peculiar mode of transport?

I say, our mode of locomotion!

And I suppose by now you're wondering, where is this promised cider?

Any horse can make a claim, and anypony can do the same!

But my brother and I have something most unique and superb, unseen at any time, in this big new world,

And that's opportunity!

Folks, it's the one and only, the biggest and the best!

The unbelievable, unimpeachable, indispensable, I-can't-believe-able, Flim Flam brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000!

Ready Flim?

Ready, Flam!

Let's bing-bang zam!

And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider!

Watch closely, my friends! The fun begins!

Now, here's where the magic happens, right here in this heaving roiling cider press boiling guts of the very machine, those apples plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade-A top-notch five-star blow-your-horseshoes-off one-of-a-kind cider! Feel free to take a sneak peek!

Well Granny, I'm glad you brought that up, my dear, I say I'm glad you brought that up, You see, that we are very picky when it comes to cider if you'll kindly try a cup!

Yes, sir, yes ma'am this great machine is just the very best!

So whaddaya say then, Apples?

Care to step into the modern world and put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to the test?

What do you think, folks? Do you see what the Apples can't? I see it clear as day! I know she does! So does he! C'mon Ponyville, you know what I'm talking about!

We're saying you've got...

Opportunity!

In this very community!

He's Flim, he's Flam!

We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers!

Traveling salesponies nonpareil!!

Yeah!