like ariana grande usually says, "god is a woman."

wew i came here and ur being irrelevant like usual...

I do....but you ignore me:((

HOW DO I PROVE MYSELF

I DO TF

I love you?

Oh are you reALLY triggered !?

Hi my names emily and I’m lebs sugar mummy

Hey Emily, i hope you're doing well! :)

I have no clue what you’re talking about

I know the phone number you included on my profile is yours. nice try, i'm not going to fall for that again.

Isn’t that 59 dollars in signporian money?

ok i sent 3 euros

IM JOKING...ill send some alcohol...

ok deal.... sugar mummy.....

the only thing i have left to offer, my love

can you spare some change for gas?

lmao thank you for supporting me and my TED talks. i’ll be sure to invite you to my next one!!

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

i got this new anime plot from discord. there's this high school girl except she's got huge bóóbs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous and they battle it out because they all have a crush on the main guy and in later episodes it is revealed that they are actually robots that were exiled by their master and they think that if senpai loves them they will become human but that can be only accomplished by the witch with huge bonkhonagahoogs and the transfer girl and the other girl with a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos big ol' tonhongerekoogers battle the witch and they barely manage to beat the witch and they are all naked for some reason with the main guy bleeding a shít load of blood from his nose and the girls become human.