derekb210

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From MO. Living in DR.
 
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My name is Derek, just like my username implies. I've had this account since Jesus was in kindergarten...maybe longer. I personally think I fail at being mafia, and almost always assume I'll lose. As town, don't F*** with me...kidding. I sometimes make dumb remarks while playing, but that's because my attention span gets shot somewhere along the way; so just bare with me, and I'll lead you to victory...OR DEATH.

   ~My favorite roles~

Town- Blue w/gun, Tracker, Watcher.

Mafia- Ventriloquist, Yakuza, Hooker, Stalker.

3rd party- Amnesiac.

~Things to know about me~

-I hate when people try to tell me what /I/ think and how /I/ fail. It just goes to show people like to point fingers at others..well, you have 2 pointing right back at ya. -I don't like to give guns n1. -I like to visit friends when I'm not killing someone. -The way an avi looks makes me either want to kill/protect you. (Colorful, picture I like, etc.) -I don't agree with 99% of the "scumtells." -I almost always play with WeeKay. :D -If guised...pfft, just don't guise me. Hint I use good grammar and punctuation.

Just a side note: I think mafia is a site that attracts assholes. It really does seem so. As well as those who talk like they are better than everyone else. "Pros" need to stop trying to be "pros" for everyone else and let others learn. You don't have the experience of a god right away, so give some room, stop being a bitch, and play respectfully.

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:O Thank you for being the first member of my family :D :D
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+K to you; I negged Wendys too and got negbombed for it :/
almost 14 years
thanks
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+8k for negging wendys.
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A WHOPPER of a +K bomb for negging the proven cheater and general cocksmoker Wendys and posting on my wall!
almost 14 years
Hiiiiii
almost 14 years
Oh no, your precious karma! Now you'll commit suicide, right?

You don't have a vagina, so it's not necessary for you to associate with douchebags. That's all there is to it.
almost 14 years
Word of advice, delete your lobby comments about karma and pretend it never happened, people tend to neg people who complain about being negged, it's a vicious cycle.
almost 14 years
Wtf? If you're gonna neg me, stop being a pussy about it and say you're doing it.
almost 14 years
+k'd bro, return the favour.
deletedalmost 14 years
Neg the proven cheater Wendys (http://www.epicmafia.com/user/41010) and help give this pedophiliac fart-sniffer exactly what he deserves!
almost 14 years
+k returned. :]
almost 14 years
My venting was epic.
almost 14 years
Good game last game!
almost 14 years
Plus K just cuz :)
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hiiii! (:
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oh yeah, returned :D
almost 14 years
ahahaha.. wth, i wish i knew what u were talking about. anyways! good game, you and green totally ownd me as town xP. i got dc'd pretty much right after i voted so i didn't get to say anything at the time.
deletedalmost 14 years
+k for legitly leading town win
deletedalmost 14 years
+k! please return